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Medic -> RE: Great Puns (1/24/2011 4:34:44 AM)
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The Energizer Bunny was arrested. He was charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
A 'shotgun wedding' is a case of wife or death!
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
Since electricity comes from electrons, shouldn't morality come from morons?
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes!
Did you hear that corduroy pillow cases are making 'headlines'?
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Reading while sunbathing makes one well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's and I for an I.
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