TheGaggingWh0re -> RE: I need to paint a dildo (1/12/2011 5:11:20 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu Don't. 'Paint' is EXTERNAL USE ONLY! And for CHRISSAKE don't use 'primers' and spray-ons and urethanes: they will FLAKE, CUT and LODGE IN YOUR RECTUM. Artistic expression is fine, if your performance art includes the fees for the doctor's time, exasperation and money to put you under a general anaesthetic to pick pretty shards out of your lacerated bowel, or pull a hunk of wax/plastic/silcone out of your ass. Safety first! For internal use, buy a dildo that you can ATTACH something to the 'handle end', or put a crazy glow-in-the-dark condom on it. Then buy another dildo, paint it to your heart's content, and exhibit it on your desk at work as art. Otherwise, I look forward to another fascinating entry in the Darwin Awards. Oh my :) I really, really hope that you aren't referring to the OP when talking about Darwin Awards. If so, re-read, if not, then I apologize! It's hard for me to tell ;P I'd never paint with regular ol' paints, but there are dildos out there with unique designs painted on them with SOMETHING. It is my current ambition in life to figure out what it is and then use it for my own devices. I, too, wish to have unique toys to play with that do not require the addition of a (ick) condom. Do you have any advice in that area? Link to specific toys that made me go 'hmmm...': http://necronomicox.com/
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