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Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/14/2011 4:57:37 AM   
ThatDamnedPanda


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Status: offline 		When is it going to stop? How many times does this have to happen before airlines begin to take this crocodile threat seriously?

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A plane crash that killed 20 in the Democratic Republic of Congo in August is being blamed on a crocodile onboard.

The lone survivor has told investigators a hidden crocodile escaped from a passenger's sports bag and caused a stampede in the cabin, throwing the small plane off balance.


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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/14/2011 5:00:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		I am so sorry for the families of those lost to this horrible tragedy. 

I am also very ashamed that, for some reason, I can not quit laughing about it.  I think a week iced in and unable to work has driven me stark raving mad.  That is the only explanation!

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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/14/2011 5:01:45 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ThatDamnedPanda

When is it going to stop? How many times does this have to happen before airlines begin to take this crocodile threat seriously?

I note the crocodile survived the crash ... is this not a case for people being issued with crocodile-skin clothing before boarding?

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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/14/2011 5:07:00 AM   
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Was you-know-who no longer satisfied with the work the Florida gators are doing and was trying to import help?

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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/14/2011 8:52:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		Great.  Now some politician with a knee jerk reaction will start a petition to ban crocodiles.

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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/14/2011 9:00:37 AM   
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Status: offline 		Their version of TSA probably saw it but didn't want to touch it..

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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/14/2011 9:04:05 AM   
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Their version of TSA probably saw it but didn't want to touch it..

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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/14/2011 7:58:52 PM   
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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/14/2011 8:37:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		wow...thought this thread was about some horrible "snakes on a plane" sequel...

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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/14/2011 8:40:43 PM   
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wow...thought this thread was about some horrible "snakes on a plane" sequel...

If anyone had been thoughtful enough to bring and operate a video camera, it would have been :)

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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/14/2011 8:48:27 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Charles6682

Well,there are plenty of Alligators here in Flordia.Too many but they were here first.Things creep me out!



Alligators are fun to catch.

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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/14/2011 9:01:09 PM   
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Alligators are fun to catch.

Not so fun the other way round thou

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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/14/2011 9:25:42 PM   
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Great.  Now some politician with a knee jerk reaction will start a petition to ban crocodiles.


When crocodiles are outlawed, then only outlaws will have crocodiles.


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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/14/2011 9:36:39 PM   
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ORIGINAL: AlwaysLisa

Great.  Now some politician with a knee jerk reaction will start a petition to ban crocodiles.


When crocodiles are outlawed, then only outlaws will have crocodiles.


I SOOO WANNA SEE SOME ONE ROB A BANK WITH A CROCODILE!!!!!

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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/15/2011 4:27:39 AM   
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I SOOO WANNA SEE SOME ONE ROB A BANK WITH A CROCODILE!!!!!

But what about the police response ... I mean, once the crims start using them, police will have to have them, and it'll escalate ...

“I know what you’re thinking: “Is it six feet long, or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a saltwater Crocodylus, the most powerful predatory reptile in the world, and would bite your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well do ya, punk?”

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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/15/2011 4:37:38 AM   
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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/15/2011 4:42:29 AM   
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damn you, RF!!! 

*wipes beverage off monitor*

(and no, not a Monitor lizard...)

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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/15/2011 4:44:21 AM   
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just let someone try to lift my wallet outta my croc handbag.. it has TEETH!!

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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/15/2011 6:04:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: Charles6682

Well,there are plenty of Alligators here in Flordia.Too many but they were here first.Things creep me out!



Alligators are fun to catch.


And they are fun to feed liberals to.

(At least that's what Gatorboy tells me.)

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RE: Another Crocodile-related Fatal Plane Crash - 1/15/2011 6:27:21 AM   
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And they are fun to feed liberals to.

Remember; an alligator is for life, not just for handbags.

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