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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 1:36:14 PM

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I'm trying to find the dry cleaners thread, but I'm coming up empty in the search function :( I've tried all kinds of combinations of dry/cleaning/cleaners and business, but nuthin'. If I remember right, the guy was from India and his mother was involved.........Anybody?

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 1:37:17 PM

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I remember a thread a few years back where LadyPact was the OP . It was on "being taken" and what that meant. Im afraid I hijacked a bit and threw it off course with my descrption of being taken in "harlequin romance" flourish by a manly man who took me and pulled my hair while I swooned. The resulting posts were quite funny and fun!

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 1:39:45 PM

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We need some more funny threads, those were great!

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 1:47:58 PM

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Here is a thread that is kind of about that drycleaner thread.
Scroll to SunDowners post #74.
http://www.collarchat.com/m_3024823/mpage_4/key_plastic%252Csurgery/tm.htm#3046753

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 1:49:33 PM

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The infamous tap, tap, tap thread.
http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=817069

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 3:04:26 PM

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I found the eggs in the hoo-hah thread.....it appears to be the pre-quel to the tap tap tap thread, lol.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_707770/mpage_1/tm.htm

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 6:19:44 PM

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Tap tap tap wins, hands down.

Two of my other faves were The Brat's Blackboard thread, and the thread that spawned the Subby Mafia.

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 11:22:04 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: windchymes

I found the eggs in the hoo-hah thread.....it appears to be the pre-quel to the tap tap tap thread, lol.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_707770/mpage_1/tm.htm

I think people missed what was really funny, not that his girls were supposedly putting eggs in their hoo-hahs, but that the OP had slaves or expected us to believe he had slaves.

Although the "an egg (which came out of a chicken's ass) is cleaner than a finger or a penis" was pretty funny too.

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/24/2011 11:38:20 PM

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dcnovice's "The Ultimate Collarme Question?" thread was pretty amusing.

http://www.collarchat.com/m_1547412/mpage_1/tm.htm

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/25/2011 12:27:42 AM

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Yea DC's thread had me rolling foir a couple of days there.

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/25/2011 1:45:05 AM

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There have been a few memorable ones. Most of my favorites have been relinquished to collarchat hell. However, the absolute most memorable is tap tap tap, IMO.

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/25/2011 2:38:59 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

I think people missed what was really funny, not that his girls were supposedly putting eggs in their hoo-hahs, but that the OP had slaves or expected us to believe he had slaves.

Although the "an egg (which came out of a chicken's ass) is cleaner than a finger or a penis" was pretty funny too.

I didn't find it especially funny, but mnottertail & FTroll's posts generally make me smile, and their contributions to that thread were the highlights, as usual.

With me it tends not to be entire threads per se that make me laugh, more the odd comment here and there, often the ones that pop up out of the blue, usually against the flow of the rest of the thread.

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/25/2011 2:41:38 AM

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ORIGINAL: petmonkey

dcnovice's "The Ultimate Collarme Question?" thread was pretty amusing.

Ah now yes, the original post by dc there (and his subsequent edits) did just make me chuckle over my coffee.

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RE: Funniest thread you have ever read. - 1/25/2011 5:18:30 AM

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I vote tap tap tap..

I literally had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard...

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