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Lucylastic -> feeling old? (1/15/2011 11:17:05 PM)
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My name is Alice , and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his dds diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought.
This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park high school ..
'Yes. yes, I did. I'm a mustang,' he gleamed with pride.
When did you graduate?' I asked. He answered, 'In 1975. why do you ask?'
"You were in my class!', I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
then, that ugly,old,bald,
fish faced,
fat-assed,
grey-haired,
decrepit
son-of-a-bitch
asked,
'what did you teach???
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