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tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 1:31:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

*fwap fwap fwap fwap*
:::::CRASH:::::

And here all these years I thought it was the sound of sheep trying to fly out of a tree and find out they have no wings!!  Hence, the crash.  [:D]




twistmetongue -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 1:37:33 PM)

heh well from your viewpoint i can see how that would be some kind of funny justice - i do appreciate a good sense of irony




kalikshama -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 1:40:11 PM)

Poise,

I thought it was a clue by four, but looking back on the other times Greedy has fwapped, think you're right. Two errors in one post! I shall stick to "I" statements henceforth.

KK


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ORIGINAL: poise

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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

BTW, *fwap fwap fwap fwap* was GreedyTop attempting to hit you with a clue stick.


[:-] Is that what that means?
I thought she was immitating the sound of Jay wanking. [:'(]
I'm so sorry Greedy!





poise -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 1:46:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

Poise,

I thought it was a clue by four, but looking back on the other times Greedy has fwapped, think you're right. Two errors in one post! I shall stick to "I" statements henceforth.

KK


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ORIGINAL: poise

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ORIGINAL: kalikshama

BTW, *fwap fwap fwap fwap* was GreedyTop attempting to hit you with a clue stick.


[:-] Is that what that means?
I thought she was immitating the sound of Jay wanking. [:'(]
I'm so sorry Greedy!




It's all in how she places emphasis on the "ap" part. [;)]
Sometimes she is also implying that he is wanking so hard he gives himself a clue by four!




LanceHughes -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 3:22:02 PM)

Since the beard is gone, I think a model (as you claim to be in a recent CMail to me) would have a new headshot.  Actually, when I modeled, headshots were REQUIRED to have no facial hair.  I find it hard to believe that that requirement has changed.        




LanceHughes -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 3:24:24 PM)


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actually it was the thought of my beard hair all in an envelope... nothing major meant by the 'eew', what i am is a bit on the side of hating to even see it on the sink after I shave-- honestly if it were that bad of a comment i would have said something much stronger, but a eew seemed to say it all for me. I do appreciate the compliment compliment he did give me though. He did say he does like my look. I have to disappoint him though, I shaved off the beard hair last week. It takes about 2 weeks to grow back.


So, now we're "putting my beard hair all in an envelope" is the hard limit?
An even more odd "hard limit."

Yes, I like your look, but would like your look even better if you had a 'stache and only a 'stache for facial hair.




poise -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 4:17:08 PM)

Researches how to grow a stache....[8D]




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 4:21:40 PM)

Lemme know when ya find out Sweetpea. [:D]

ETA:  Now don't tell me you lost the one you had at Halloween?  [;)]




sirsholly -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/17/2011 5:26:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LanceHughes

Since the beard is gone, I think a model (as you claim to be in a recent CMail to me) would have a new headshot.


Huh?
He told you HE is a model?
He told US he dates them.

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ORIGINAL: twistmetongue

. My last 2 ex's were models.







GreedyTop -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/18/2011 12:08:39 AM)

the fwap fwap fwap fwap is open to whatever interprestation you choose.  *grins*




twistmetongue -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/18/2011 6:17:47 AM)

yes, to both of those things, and no i did not tell you, you are correct about that. Since it seems that I have to explain even the minor details at this point, I have modeled, that headshot (the one you see) was not for modeling but for film as I have been auditioning and doing both types of work for years now. more than one of my ex's are models/actresses as well as some being dancers. it goes with the territory. go to gigs, go to events. the beard look has gotten me work, and so has clean-shaven. my most recent ex (who is as I have told you already) a model, was one of them who told me she hates beards. I grow it and shave it depending on the job.




twistmetongue -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/18/2011 6:28:01 AM)

I also do photography and photoshop work and build web sites.




GreedyTop -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/18/2011 6:30:21 AM)

and creative writing?




twistmetongue -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/18/2011 6:38:33 AM)

heh no.




twistmetongue -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/18/2011 6:40:59 AM)

Great pics GT, very nice.




DarkSteven -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/18/2011 6:53:18 AM)

Okay, Jay,  I'm surprised you're getting treated as well as you are.  Your situation is obviously false.  Lemme show you all the signs.

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ORIGINAL: twistmetongue

I am new to this but have a fun predicament...  If you think of punishment as fun, your dynamic is wrong.

Here is what I have to do... I am in the Greensboro NC area...
(she wrote this and I have to post it as-is to satisfy her - read it and you will see)
she likes me to be in trouble - it is fun ;)  Again, punishment should NEVER be fun.

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dominant gal wants to enslave her guy to other women  I have never heard a Domme refer to herself as a "gal".

::

I am MS.K a basically petit woman and he is medium build and I am away a lot on business. If she's not present, why mention her build?

He did something bad with me and so i am ordering him to pay for it while i am away.  What I require of him: he has to fix it by serving AT LEAST 3 other females or groups of females here. he is relatively new at this so this is why i am requiring this of him - for the experience.  This makes it sound like a punishment is a play session.  VERY different things.  And if it's punishment, who cares of the whacker is a man or woman?  It's not for his gratification.

And why must it happen while she's away?  My guess is because she doesn't exist.

1) he must do what is asked of him as long as it does not injure him and not illegal  Except for all the restrictions and requirements mentioned elsewhere.

2) he must relinquish his clothing when required of him, and he cannot get it back until service is completed. frankly, take them from him. be forceful if you have it in you. it IS a requirement for his service to you that HE HAS TO BE NAKED.   WTF?  She is asking other women for a favor and insists on a condition like this, that sounds like wank fodder?

3) i require proof that he completed his work for you properly - I am requiring him to have photo proof he has done this. so take his camera, and take pics of everything - except his face. I do want to embarrass him with pics later and blackmail him, but also it gets me excited, i am not interested in large women and neither is he, sorry but that is important. there has to be some eye candy for me you know, i am bi, he is straight. he is my gift to you.  You can only be punished by women that turn you on physically?  You're not supposed to like the punishment.  And requiring a Domme to take pictures because otherwise she doesn't trust his word that he did it?  If she doesn't trust him, why's she with him?

4) HUMILIATION IS A MUST! - and if you make him do his job in front of other women that is GREAT!!! don't make or even allow him to wear any clothing though, he has to be completely naked. this is my requirement of him.  No Domme I know would appreciate this tone.  Nor the demand that the punishment MUST include humiliation.  Wank fodder.

5) if you collar him for the job and even plug him THAT IS EVEN BETTER!!! IF YOU USE TOYS OR DUNGEON CHAINS ON HIM or other restraints - be creative!!! - PLEASE DO!!! HE IS YOUR TOY WHILE YOU HAVE HIM.  Sounds more like the tone of a do-me sub than a Domme.

6) I make him lick me, MAKE HIM LICK YOU and your friends too - be clean and DDF, he is so you should also be. personally I like teasing him that I make him other people's sex slave.  WTF does oral have to do with punishment?  And what a woman likes to tease about has nothing to do with the punishment dynamic.  Wank fodder.

7) DO REWARD HIM. This is for mutual benefit and fun. If he completes what you want of him, you should completely reward him - FAIR?  WTF?  At the end of a punishment session, I'll forgive.  But not reward.

8) I will quiz him on what he has done. GIVE HIM a sheet grading him on what he has done. he WILL be held accountable. An imposition on someone willing to be involved in this session.  No more impositions should be added. 

9) his service to you (and your friends if they are present) must be AT MINIMUM one hour. I am reasonable, 4 hours should be fine at most, but if everyone is getting something out of it, then DONT STOP!!! This is for him to learn to be a better sub to me, so I want the lessons to get him straight and perky as required.  Why?  The woman won't even be present.  Why is she telling the people doing an unspecified job how to do it?

10 - REMEMBER that if he does not give you pleasure, HE will be PUNISHED when I get back. BE STRICT BUT FAIR, BUT MAKE HIM WORK!  Punishment is not service submission.  And what kind of punishment would she do - more wank fodder?

11. I am dying to hear what happens. HE IS STRAIGHT - do not try to get him to do anything homosexual, this is bad. that includes strap-ons, don't do that.  So the punishment should not include things he doesn't like?  Punishment is NOT fantasy fulfillment.

12. If he has not completed his task with 3 women or groups satisfactory, YOUR SCORE CARD WILL SHOW THIS -- then he MUST make it 4... and if not satisfactory then 5 UNTIL he has AT LEAST 3 SATISFACTORY REPORTS

13. (because there had to be a 13th thing in here somehow) don't shave him or harm him or burn him or scar him. I need him appearing the same EXACTLY as he was sent to you, minus some of his dignity of course ;)  Why not shave him?  This is punishment, and not for his gratification.  Right?

THIS SHOULD BE FUN! - I want him back alive though in a few weeks when I get home. If you liked his job for you, put contact info for us so I can send him back if you want to use him again should he be bad again in the future while I am out.. AND DONT FORGET I WANT PICTURES!!! I am away, make me feel I am there ;)

It should NOT be fun.

MS. K





twistmetongue -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/18/2011 7:02:51 AM)

what you don't understand (and should from your own writings) is that she is not a pro. i think i mentioned that before - if i havent made that clear enough, then well, know it now. she thought it was hot and fun and that is the reality of it. her idea was to see what would happen. i don't even get to see her that often either. it kinda sucks.




DarkSteven -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/18/2011 7:05:54 AM)

I never thought of her as a pro.  From your posts, she can't even be a Domme. If she exists (which I doubt), then she basically is someone you come to with fantasies, and agrees to them.  The "punishment" is to be done entirely to your terms, and cannot involve things you don't like.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/18/2011 7:07:36 AM)

Ooooo Steven I think I luuuuuurvs you!  [;)]  What kind of cookies should be prepared in your honor?  [sm=bowdown.gif]




DarkSteven -> RE: Jay here... posting because I am required to... (1/18/2011 7:12:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Ooooo Steven I think I luuuuuurvs you!  [;)]  What kind of cookies should be prepared in your honor?  [sm=bowdown.gif]


Large ones.




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