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tittymilkfreak -> milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 6:04:04 PM)

Remember that warm glass of milk mommy gave you before bedtime? Oh so calming. Now think of streams of creamy bliss blotting your face. Or coating your tongue. How 'bout steams of sweet desires covering your STIFF cock to be SLURPED up by the milkmaid who fired from her ENGORGED udders. Maybe droplets of warm tittycream on the tip of a CLIT to be licked off. Imagine the fleshy LIPPS of a purring kitty covered in the sweet nectar. OOOOO a DELICATE lick? Or a SLOPPY slurp?

ARE YOU THIRTY NOW?

For those who desire the SWEET, WARM & STICKY nectar that STREAMS from a MILKMAIDS UDDERS. WE are here to discuss our WETT TIT desires....show your compassion for "the UDDER WHITE DRINK".

Bring tips and techniques to "continue the FLOW". Lets here your stories. Your LACTATION excursions via the MILKY WAY. Indulge in the metaphysical aspects. The intimate relationships; THEN, NOW....and hoping for.

“Breast milk is, for the most part, completely sanitary, cannot spoil, is mostly hypoallergenic, full of nutrition and infection-fighting potential, packed with calories and good fats and proteins, and the list just goes on.

In fact, breast milk is so healthy and safe (provided the woman who nurses is healthy and disease free) that cancer patients have been given breast milk to help boost their immune system and help keep them healthy and to maintain their weight and nutrition during chemotherapy treatments.”



poise -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 6:24:47 PM)

This introduction is udderly ridiculous.
Even proper spelling wouldn't improve it.
Am I Thirty Now? Wtf? [:'(]
Type with both hands please so we can make sense of your introduction.
(not to be confused with inducing)[image]http://smileys.emoticonsonly.com/emoticons/m/mad_cow-77.gif[/image]



FukinTroll -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 6:28:40 PM)

Not sure general was the right spot fer this one. Now I have posted, it can take the express elevator to polls and random troll stuff. 



poise -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 6:33:25 PM)

But it's still one step better than being in the Intro section, which is where it was moved from.



FukinTroll -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 6:35:58 PM)

[sm=duel.gif]touché!



playfulotter -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 6:42:28 PM)

The OP sent me a friend request yesterday, which I declined, and we had no contact before that so we kinda know where he is coming from...



FukinTroll -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 6:43:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: playfulotter

This guy sent me a friend request yesterday, which I declined, and we had no contact before that so we kinda know where he is coming from...


He didn't mention anythin about milking an Otter... could be interestin tae see tho.



playfulotter -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 6:45:37 PM)

har har...I am sure an otter is even harder to milk than a human female!



FukinTroll -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 6:46:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: playfulotter

har har...I am sure an otter is even harder to milk than a human female!

Ja! An they bite harder too!



playfulotter -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 6:54:17 PM)

Yes and, as listed on one of my journal entries, entitled "those naughty sea otters"...they do like kinky sex and have been known to kill the female from biting her too hard in the nose during sex..here is the one excerpt concerning that...All written by a marine biologist so it carries some weight...

"At the outset, let's make it clear that even regular mating between otters is just plain revolting. During mating, a male will often bite a female's nose and hold on for dear life. Even more disgusting, sometimes females die from the experience. But we have yet to reach the one plus ultra level of disgustingness. You would think that the demise of your love interest might put the kibosh on mating, but male otters are so single-minded, their minds so like testosterone-drenched jelly donuts, that they sometimes continue mating with a dead female."



CerVeza -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 6:55:40 PM)

milky girls ROCK!



FukinTroll -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 6:56:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: playfulotter

but male otters are so single-minded, their minds so like testosterone-drenched jelly donuts, that they sometimes continue mating with a dead female."


Wow! That is so interchangeable with a lot of the dudes that come here.



playfulotter -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 7:03:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: playfulotter

but male otters are so single-minded, their minds so like testosterone-drenched jelly donuts, that they sometimes continue mating with a dead female."


Wow! That is so interchangeable with a lot of the dudes that come here.



I wouldn't know about "a lot of dudes that come here" as I have always found the best Doms from vanilla sites; so far at least.....or the best ones for me anyway but,  that whole essay about the otters was written with a degree of sacasm..but funny! (I won't write anymore though as this might be seen as a major thread highjack and I have never done that before!)



LadyHibiscus -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 7:08:04 PM)

FukinTroll, good to see you!

PlayfulOtter, I am reminded of the Monty Python sketch where John Cleeswe gives a home docco on the MOLLUSK!



FukinTroll -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 7:09:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

FukinTroll, good to see you!

PlayfulOtter, I am reminded of the Monty Python sketch where John Cleeswe gives a home docco on the MOLLUSK!


TY Lady.

Slurpo!



Hillwilliam -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 7:13:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: CerVeza

milky girls ROCK!

What if they dont shave?



poise -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 7:14:59 PM)

He contracts mad cows disease and keels over?



playfulotter -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 7:16:43 PM)

I have never seen that Monty python skit but will seek it out Lady Hibiscus...

I would tend to think most milky girls would be cranky and tired...but that is just from reading all the numerous threads on this site about how hard it is to achieve and even attain at all!



LadyPact -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 7:23:20 PM)

I'm not here for the milk........ I'd rather have the DESERT!

Nice to see you, Troll!



MaxsGirl -> RE: milkmaids..Hucows to be collared and the "1's" that love them (1/17/2011 8:24:36 PM)

I am 30.  And I still lactate.  Do I win a prize?



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