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tazzygirl -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 10:35:30 AM)

You do realize urine and ejaculate come from the same hole, just like in a man, yes?



FukinTroll -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 10:37:59 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

You do realize urine and ejaculate come from the same hole, just like in a man, yes?


Please say it isn't so!

Jus like when a woman goes an powders her nose... by god the powder magically appears in there and that is all that happens. Don't bother looking for the powder if you are a man, it just won't manifest. Believe me, I've looked an looked.



agirl -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 11:00:43 AM)

Let it be me

Let it be me that holds your hand,
That reads the look
That says *you’re mine*
Let it be me that others see
Sat beside, or at your knee.
Let it be me that swells with pride
Because I’m sitting at your side.  
Let me be the one you choose
To bear your mark To kiss your shoe
Let it be me that you have there
To whip, to fuck, to beat or share
Let it be me that sighs to sleep
In the bed or at your feet.

Just let it be me.


I knew there was a poem in there somewhere....lol

agirl
 



allthatjaz -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 11:25:19 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: agirl

mnottertail....quote....

of say any 10,000 women who get to squirt today, how many are gonna blow out a ureathra of piss?

unquote.

Let it be meeeeeeeee.....lol. I don't care if it's pee or cum, both feel great when orgasming.

agirl






High fives agirl !



gothikbutterfly -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 1:16:54 PM)

juggalos and juggalettes are rabid Insane Clown Posse fans. they are a rap duo out of Detroit MI.


Side note: As windchymes mentioned, why, if you are into a lot of wild things, does a little pee bother you? I can gush up a right good storm, and yes sometimes I pee sometimes I don't. either way, it doesnt bother me at all. It can't be helped if you DO pee while squirting.



mnottertail -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 1:19:06 PM)

gigolo is what I am, and jiggle-ohs is what you are wearing under your shirt.




FukinTroll -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 1:20:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

gigolo is what I am, and jiggle-ohs is what you are wearing under your shirt.




Um... when did we stop being man-whores?



mnottertail -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 1:39:28 PM)

Ah, I just said piss on it, a long time ago. A glorious man pig is what I once was and used to revel in the revulsion of wimmens who couldnt help but slave for me.

Now, I just hang out and crack jokes.




FukinTroll -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 1:58:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Ah, I just said piss on it, a long time ago. A glorious man pig is what I once was and used to revel in the revulsion of wimmens who couldnt help but slave for me.

Now, I just hang out and crack jokes.




CRAP MAN! This is like in fight club when Tyler Durden figured out he was Tyler Durden!



tazzygirl -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 8:10:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

You do realize urine and ejaculate come from the same hole, just like in a man, yes?


Please say it isn't so!

Jus like when a woman goes an powders her nose... by god the powder magically appears in there and that is all that happens. Don't bother looking for the powder if you are a man, it just won't manifest. Believe me, I've looked an looked.



The post wasnt for you.

Its not surprising you wouldnt know.

Not many can tell the difference between piss and cum when its cumming from a woman.

And, i totally agree with agirl... i dont care which im doing as long as im doing it!

And, yeah, i know when im squirting and when im pissing... and the difference between the two.



peppermint -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 9:15:29 PM)

I'm not really sure why you want to squirt.  I never used to squirt.  Then I squirted for years.  Now I do not.  It's nicer this way.  I don't have to plan for sex and have towels and things to put under me.  We can do what we want, when we want, without all the mess.  



Hillwilliam -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 9:24:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

gigolo is what I am, and jiggle-ohs is what you are wearing under your shirt.




Um... when did we stop being man-whores?



When there's no more willin sluts is when.



FukinTroll -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 9:30:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl

The post wasnt for you.

Its not surprising you wouldnt know.

Not many can tell the difference between piss and cum when its cumming from a woman.

And, i totally agree with agirl... i dont care which im doing as long as im doing it!

And, yeah, i know when im squirting and when im pissing... and the difference between the two.


I am just going to assume you are having an off day and not suffering from ill-conceived presumptuous stupidity.



tazzygirl -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 9:38:13 PM)

~grins

Only responding to your own.



FukinTroll -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 9:39:57 PM)

My off day?



tazzygirl -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 9:40:44 PM)

Naaaa... presumptive stupidity.



FukinTroll -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 9:47:16 PM)

I tell ya what girly, why don't you go grab you a knapping stone and set to work on the blunt little tool you are trying to utilize in this thread and with a lil luck you can crawl back in here with a more keen instrument for debate. I figure in a few hours you should at least have a pestle to brandish haphazardly around. Then you can thrill us all with you oh so keen acumen of human anatomy and brilliant grasp of sarcasm, which with your astute genius you have cleverly identified as ignorance... oops, how clumsy of me, that was stupidity you were shooting for. Next time you want to thrill us with brilliance, or baffle us with your bull, have the fucking courage to step up to it, and not diminish it with an asinine ~grin



tazzygirl -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/20/2011 11:07:34 PM)

Dont like me... lol.. feel free to ignore me. But dont attempt to bully me around or try and bullshit your way around me. Wont work.

As i stated, my post was not in response to yours. You decided to get all snarky. Now you dont like it when its returned. Typical response. Not surprising. But dont whine. Its really unbecoming.

Oh, i forgot something...

~grins



came4U -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/21/2011 8:46:55 AM)

Being afraid to squirt because you might end up pee'in??

Well, hmm I'd say the prize is well worth the 'lil bitta piddle' but ok,

if we all thought that, we'd all be afraid to fart..........just in case we sh*t our pants.  *but ya gotta dammit, it is a necessity lol as is squirtin :P

Squirt!  Sometimes life is just too damn (dry) short.



Hotch -> RE: pleaseee heip (1/21/2011 10:14:37 AM)

The OP stated she was having trouble overcoming her fear about feeling like she was going to pee. No need to get into the mechanics if ejaculation, but rather how to set up a situation where this fear can be conquered. This is a BDSM sight right? In that case, what I'm going to do is talk with my sub. Explain exactly what I'm going to do to her (if the top doesn't know how to physically bring this about, they need to go back to school), and tell her, I WANT her to pee if she feels the need. The appropriate precautions have been taken too keep from soiling the good linen. Then matter of factly explain today she is going to allow herself to let go.



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