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pahunkboy -> Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 9:39:15 AM)
Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/man-sues-escort-service-over-sex-act A New York City man is suing a Las Vegas escort service, claiming that he is suffering from a “psycotic disorder” as a result of an incident last month during which an agency employee “did an illegal sexual act on me during her paid service to me.” In a lawsuit filed earlier this month in U.S. District Court in Manhattan, Hubert Blackman, a 22-year-old East Harlem resident, alleges that the Las Vegas Exclusive Personals escort “broke the law” during a December 17 encounter. Blackman’s civil rights complaint seeks reimbursment of the $275 he paid the escort, as well as “a $1.8 million verdict for the tragic event that happened.”/snip

Arpig -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 9:52:35 AM)
They should arrest him for using a prostitute...I mean its not like he can really deny it now can he [:D]

LadyConstanze -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 10:32:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Arpig They should arrest him for using a prostitute...I mean its not like he can really deny it now can he [:D] Apart from that, his spelling and general stupidity... And he's going to college, HELP.... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/vegas-stripper-refund?page=2 Can we somehow stop this idiot from breeding? He's pollution enough, plus he's taking up a place in college that somebody with 2 brain cells could use! If the escort had to stay with him for 30 minutes, she really earned her money, he possibly talked to her....

LadyPact -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 10:37:49 AM)
I don't even know where to begin to describe the level of stupidity I believe this to be. I either need more caffeine or this hits a level of ridiculous that can't be described.

RapierFugue -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 10:41:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact I either need more caffeine or this hits a level of ridiculous that can't be described. To be fair, the test of a legal system isn't how crazy the lawsuits are, it's about how far someone gets in trying to pursue a crazy lawsuit. <sits back and waits, popcorn at the ready>

PeonForHer -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 10:43:49 AM)
I'm jealous. Legal disputes seem to be so much more fun your side of the pond. [:(]

LadyConstanze -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 10:46:00 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer I'm jealous. Legal disputes seem to be so much more fun your side of the pond. [:(] Yeah, here they would slap you with a fine for wasting valuable police time...

JohnWarren -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 10:49:13 AM)
To make this all the more stupid, he has filed with a court that has no jurisdiction over the alleged act. I'd like to follow him around at his college after word gets out. I'd probably be able to write a book from all the comments people are going to make to him. Anyone notice the timeline? Half hour for the lap dance AND the sex. THAT is going to get him a lot of dates. The original minute man. Another example of better to remain silent and be thought stupid than to speak and remove all doubt.

mnottertail -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 10:49:15 AM)
I dunno, I could see myself feeling a little cheap about me, any you girls wanna get skanky with me? I'll sue ya.

Hillwilliam -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 10:51:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer I'm jealous. Legal disputes seem to be so much more fun your side of the pond. [:(] Our country has ab out 5% of the world's population and someting like 50% of the world's lawyers. Want a few? Maybe we should export a bunch of em to China? Serve those little fuckers right.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 10:51:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I dunno, I could see myself feeling a little cheap about me, any you girls wanna get skanky with me? I'll sue ya. Can't afford 1.8 million for your trauma...

mnottertail -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 10:52:52 AM)
well I said cheap, I was thinking more along the lines of a fiver.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 10:55:09 AM)
In that case, maybe you should strip for me and I throw pennies at you?

PeonForHer -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 10:57:38 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam Our country has ab out 5% of the world's population and someting like 50% of the world's lawyers. Want a few? Far out. What a figure! But would you mind taking some of our libel lawyers? I'm tired of seeing them raking the pounds in defending the worst scrotums in the world.

mnottertail -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 10:58:00 AM)
nah, thats pretty vanilla........howz about you be a two bit whore and I will skinny up a roll of quarters? you can dress up if you want, before we rip it all off.

LadyConstanze -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 10:58:36 AM)
Oh come on, I really really liked the Mosley case, he took the wind out their sails!

tazzygirl -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 11:01:27 AM)
So, lemme get this right. You can now be sued for getting a man up and then blowing his mind? Wow!

RapierFugue -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 11:04:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer I'm jealous. Legal disputes seem to be so much more fun your side of the pond. [:(] Approximate number of people in America: 307,000,000 Number of whom are lawyers: “According to the American Bar Association, there were ... resident and active attorneys in the United States ... 1,143,358 in 2007” This means there’s a lawyer for every 269 persons; man, woman and child (!). And for the UK? Just under 62,000,000 people, of whom 128,695 are lawyers (112,240 solicitors* and 16,455 barristers) so that makes just over 1 lawyer per 483 people. I think we may have unwittingly stumbled across why those numbers are so different :) I do recall reading once that 20% of California’s entire permanent workforce are employed in some capacity within the legal profession, but the percentage seemed a tad too high - even for California. *A couple of censuses ago there was a vast jump in the number of solicitors. This puzzled the hell out the statisticians until some bright spark realised loads of prostitutes were putting themselves down as “solicitors” :)

Hillwilliam -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 11:07:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RapierFugue quote: ORIGINAL: PeonForHer I'm jealous. Legal disputes seem to be so much more fun your side of the pond. [:(] Approximate number of people in America: 307,000,000 *A couple of censuses ago there was a vast jump in the number of solicitors. This puzzled the hell out the statisticians until some bright spark realised loads of prostitutes were putting themselves down as “solicitors” :) Is there really that much of a difference? Actually, I think most of the prostitutes are morally superior.

RapierFugue -> RE: Man Sues Escort Service Over Sex Act (1/21/2011 11:08:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam quote: ORIGINAL: RapierFugue *A couple of censuses ago there was a vast jump in the number of solicitors. This puzzled the hell out the statisticians until some bright spark realised loads of prostitutes were putting themselves down as “solicitors” :) Is there really that much of a difference? Actually, I think most of the prostitutes are morally superior. Nice [sm=applause.gif]

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