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MasterG2kTR -> Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/21/2011 5:16:53 PM)
Fall Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Mon, February 21, 2011 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. And my favorite Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

tazzygirl -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/21/2011 5:25:39 PM)
Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum. •How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. •The Toilet Paper Roll—Does it Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. •Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. •Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. •Dinner Dishes—Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM •Loss of Identity—Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM •Learning How to Find Things—Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. •Health Watch—Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. •Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. •Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. •Learning to Live—Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined •How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. •How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy—Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. •The Stove/Oven—What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

WyldHrt -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/21/2011 5:41:51 PM)
Good one, Tazzy! [:D]

tazzygirl -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/21/2011 11:03:18 PM)
[:D] Just making sure the full schedule is posted.

YSG -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/22/2011 6:42:47 AM)
Just shut up and let me watch the game, woman! [8D]

hlen5 -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/22/2011 2:58:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: YSG Just shut up and let me watch the game, woman! [8D] [8\|][;)] Isn't that just like a man?! ETA: Excellent job on filling in the rest of the schedule, Tazzy!!

Musicmystery -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/22/2011 3:46:27 PM)
quote: I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. My girlfriend actually said, at the start of an email, "Well, you were so right." I was wise enough to let it go without further comment.

rosanegra -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/22/2011 4:32:17 PM)
I have the scoop on a couple of spring offerings too! They've done a great job of continuing education in specific areas. •Dishes 201: Efficient Loading; How to Fit a Full Meal's Worth into the Dishwasher at One Time. Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Thursday 8:00 PM for 2 hours. •Colorblind Support Group- How to Determine Which Clothes Go in Which Hamper. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. •Gas Economy: How Slowing Down Could Give Your Wife An Extra Pair of Shoes, and Save Your Life Lab Exercise Meets 6 weeks, Friday and Saturday for 2 hours beginning at 5:00 PM •How to Cope With the Emotions Brought on By Watching Chick Flicks. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 3 Weeks, Friday and Saturday 5:00 PM Some classes have prerequisites.

Termyn8or -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/27/2011 10:26:19 AM)
"My girlfriend actually said, at the start of an email, "Well, you were so right." I was wise enough to let it go without further comment. " That's called conserving ammunition. You did print it and put it in a safe place for a rainy day right ? T^T

Hillwilliam -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/27/2011 11:29:59 AM)
Finally, for Female graduate school. Class 100. How to leave things alone. In-depth explanation of three words that no woman seems to understand "Leave that alone". Class is a corequesite of 101 "Don't touch that" and 102 "Don't move that"

mydestiny2043 -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/27/2011 2:55:24 PM)
[sm=applause.gif]pretty good

mydestiny2043 -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/27/2011 3:00:31 PM)
quote: Fall Classes for Men at the Adult Learning Center Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum. •How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. •The Toilet Paper Roll—Does it Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. •Is it Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. •Fundamental Differences between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. •Dinner Dishes—Can They Levitate and Fly into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM •Loss of Identity—Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM •Learning How to Find Things—Starting with Looking in the Right Places and Not Turning the House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. •Health Watch—Bringing Her Flowers is Not Harmful to Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. •Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. •Is It Genetically Impossible to Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. •Learning to Live—Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined •How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. •How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy—Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. •The Stove/Oven—What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined. [8D][8D][8D][8D]but these are way to funny as well[:D][:D][:D][:D]

tazzygirl -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/27/2011 10:45:21 PM)
LOL.. i read the list to Master. He just sorta looked at me, smirked and said... your gonna be pulling a heavy class load! ~grumbles

tazzygirl -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/27/2011 10:46:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: YSG Just shut up and let me watch the game, woman! [8D] As my ex used to fondly tell me... Only one way to shut you up, woman!... although he didnt watch much of the game when he did. [:D]

WyldHrt -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/27/2011 10:50:52 PM)
quote: LOL.. i read the list to Master. And did we learn a little lesson about doing things like that? [:D] [;)]

tazzygirl -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/27/2011 10:53:29 PM)
rofl... nope. silence has its own rewards. [:D]

tweakabelle -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/28/2011 1:38:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tazzygirl rofl... nope. silence has its own rewards. [:D] You're not wrong! The last one I had is still looking for the self cleaning fridges I told him were available on eBay ........ [sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif] [sm=pompom.gif] Edited for political correctness[sm=rofl.gif]

tazzygirl -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (1/28/2011 4:07:48 AM)
[sm=rofl.gif] You just aint right, girl!

TexasRogue -> RE: Classes for Women at the Adult Learning Center (2/7/2011 3:36:29 AM)
Puts in requests for other classes 1) Disposal of feminine hygiene products 2) Difference between food timer and smoke alarm 3) Difference between fishing tackle box and makep case I swear if one more woman takes a brand new tackle box and fills it with paints and powders, I'm going to shave her head. Fair warning.

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