LDVixen
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Joined: 11/28/2010 From: Southern CA Status: offline
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Is this thread still open? Just to help out with keeping up my weight and all, I am baking brownies this morning. Anyone wanna come over and share? (Sorry, gotta be vanilla day unless one of you wants to gag the roommate. It's for her own good, she probably overweight by Twiggy's standards so she shouldn't eat any brownies.) We can jog around the block after eating our brownies so we won't feel so fat or offend anyone who might be fat phobic. (In which case I suggest they move to an island with no tv programs except Nip/Tuck and porn.) I promise no cows, pigs, or baby bunnies were used in the making of the brownies. Just chocolate beans, oil and eggs. (But the chicken had to lay them or she woulda died from being egg bound.) I didn't chop down a single rainforest either. Not one. But in honor of this thread I will race outside now and pull a few weeds.
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Isn't it obvious that cats are the true Dommes of the household? Mine can motivate me to do her bidding with a look. Don't whine because you don't have what you want, be thankful you don't get what you deserve.
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