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Mercnbeth -> The value of confession. (5/2/2006 11:43:19 AM)

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned.  I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the woman you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.  Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi, and I admire that.  But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.  Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Four months vacation and five good leads."




mistoferin -> RE: The value of confession. (5/2/2006 11:49:27 AM)

I love this!  Even though my upbringing is unbelievably Catholic, I can remember that even as a very young child I have always thought confession was the most utterly stupid concept.

Edited to add: Now go and say 25 Hail Mary's so you don't go to hell for passing along this joke!




Wulfchyld -> RE: The value of confession. (5/2/2006 12:11:20 PM)

[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=applause.gif] that was very good!

mist, did you just get out of the "habit" or what?

Smiling
Loki 




Vendaval -> RE: The value of confession. (5/2/2006 3:07:43 PM)

hehehe
 
You folks ever run into the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence?
 
-Vendaval-




Rumtiger -> RE: The value of confession. (5/3/2006 6:48:24 AM)

...why the hell dident I ever think of that? damn damn damn..




Dustyn -> RE: The value of confession. (5/3/2006 11:28:41 PM)

WWJD

Who
Would
Jesus
Dom




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