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Did you masterbate today?


Yes
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No
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Unsure
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Did you masterbate today? - 1/25/2011 8:48:16 PM   
pahunkboy


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RE: Did you masterbate today? - 1/25/2011 8:49:58 PM   
came4U


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Are our answers gonna make YOU masturbate today???


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RE: Did you masterbate today? - 1/25/2011 8:50:06 PM   
FukinTroll


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Status: offline 		Yep, I bated a so called master no more than 10 minutes ago. Friggen goblins.

P.S. Goblins is far more appropriate for HNG's than trolls.


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RE: Did you masterbate today? - 1/25/2011 8:50:13 PM   
hausboy


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Status: offline 		Wait.... you mean, masturbate.....not Master Bait....right?

ok, then. in that case...of course.  any guy who says he doesn't is either lying or in a chastity device. 

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RE: Did you masterbate today? - 1/25/2011 8:51:22 PM   
Hillwilliam


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RE: Did you masterbate today? - 1/25/2011 8:56:19 PM   
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RE: Did you masterbate today? - 1/25/2011 8:58:14 PM   
FukinTroll


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ORIGINAL: girlygurl

PA you kill me! I ain't tellin , now if will excuse me, the cucumber is finally warm.


Edited for intrigue.


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RE: Did you masterbate today? - 1/25/2011 9:06:12 PM   
girlygurl


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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: girlygurl

PA you kill me! I ain't tellin , now if will excuse me, the cucumber is finally warm.


Edited for intrigue.



OMG! You silly Troll, don't you know corn on the cob is the best!!!

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RE: Did you masterbate today? - 1/25/2011 9:08:40 PM   
WyldHrt


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OMG! You silly Troll, don't you know corn on the cob is the best!!!
Ribbed for her pleasure!


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RE: Did you masterbate today? - 1/25/2011 9:10:06 PM   
FukinTroll


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ORIGINAL: girlygurl


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: girlygurl

PA you kill me! I ain't tellin , now if will excuse me, the cucumber is finally warm.


Edited for intrigue.



OMG! You silly Troll, don't you know corn on the cob is the best!!!


MMMMM..... an tha left overs will be delicious creamed corn. A staple of the troll kind.


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RE: Did you masterbate today? - 1/25/2011 10:19:13 PM   
WinsomeDefiance


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Status: offline 		unsure? How can you NOT be sure if you masterbated? I think you'd have to know if you were twiddling the twinkies.

for those who might be somehow clueless as to how it works, here's how it goes.

If you have an orgasm everytime you hit a pothole - you may not be masterbating, UNLESS you are burning out your transmission driving back and forth over the same pothole.

If you wash it, you may not be masterbaing, UNLESS you run out of hot water during the "and repeat" process.





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RE: Did you masterbate today? - 1/26/2011 2:12:05 PM   
hausboy


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ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

unsure? How can you NOT be sure if you masterbated? I think you'd have to know if you were twiddling the twinkies.

for those who might be somehow clueless as to how it works, here's how it goes.

If you have an orgasm everytime you hit a pothole - you may not be masterbating, UNLESS you are burning out your transmission driving back and forth over the same pothole.

If you wash it, you may not be masterbaing, UNLESS you run out of hot water during the "and repeat" process.




LOL.
And if you drive around the block a few extra times on your Harley.... chances are...You're masturbating!

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RE: Did you masterbate today? - 2/20/2011 4:49:17 AM   
DevilishEnvy


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Status: offline 		Nice, Winsome. I was starting to wonder if any one else would notice that.

Also, If it's not something you could do to yourself in school, church, or a family gathering, it's potentially masturbating.

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RE: Did you masterbate today? - 2/20/2011 7:48:18 AM   
poise


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Status: offline 		Coincidentally, I'm doing so right now!
I'm such a good little multi-tasker, and who doesn't love multiples!


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RE: Did you masterbate today? - 2/20/2011 9:12:47 AM   
CreepyStalker


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Status: offline 		162 times so far, currently in the midst of number 163. Gotta have a hobby. 

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RE: Did you masterbate today? - 2/20/2011 10:15:30 AM   
Wolf2Bear


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quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: girlygurl


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: girlygurl

PA you kill me! I ain't tellin , now if will excuse me, the cucumber is finally warm.


Edited for intrigue.



OMG! You silly Troll, don't you know corn on the cob is the best!!!


MMMMM..... an tha left overs will be delicious creamed corn. A staple of the troll kind.



What about creamed carrots?


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