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Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving?


Yes
  60% (9)
No
  13% (2)
Unsure
  26% (4)


Total Votes : 15
(last vote on : 2/14/2012 6:30:31 AM)
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pahunkboy -> Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 11:45:29 AM)

Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving?

I went to a meeting- and I ate a banana as I drove down the thorofare.  You know how when you drive-you want a snack- and maybe it is a coffee, or sandwich.




FukinTroll -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 11:51:04 AM)

Did you toss the peel in the toll bin?




pahunkboy -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 11:53:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Did you toss the peel in the toll bin?


No tolls.  I tossed it in my garden when I got home.  The organist compost will enhance the value of my home and garden- in commensurate  to the nutrients there-in. 




FukinTroll -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 12:05:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Did you toss the peel in the toll bin?


No tolls.  I tossed it in my garden when I got home.  The organist compost will enhance the value of my home and garden- in commensurate  to the nutrients there-in. 



Well then, HELL NO! People should not be able to drive an eat a banana if they have no intention of using the peel for comedic affect.




gungadin09 -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 12:56:57 PM)

Depends. Is bananna a euphamism?

pam




Daddysredhead -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 3:45:19 PM)

Only if you deep throat it before you eat it.




FukinTroll -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 3:47:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Only if you deep throat it before you eat it.


*gulp*

Yew don't say miss daisy....

SLURP




Daddysredhead -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 3:51:07 PM)

(now is the time when I should blush, no?) [:D]




FukinTroll -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 3:54:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

(now is the time when I should blush, no?) [:D]


Yeppers muh luvly!

SLURP!

An if yew weren't blushin jus then, wait till that slurp hits ya!




Daddysredhead -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 3:58:04 PM)

Oh my goodness!!!!!!!! *SWOONS AND THUDS*

I think I just felt a physiological response. Mmmm..... why yes, yes I did...

*I think I need a cigarette*

blows smoke rings... [;)]




FukinTroll -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 3:59:56 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Oh my goodness!!!!!!!! *SWOONS AND THUDS*

I think I just felt a physiological response. Mmmm..... why yes, yes I did...

*I think I need a cigarette*

blows smoke rings... [;)]


Well, ya know what you do when your girl starts smokin right?




Daddysredhead -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 4:03:24 PM)

*does the answer involve throwing water on her? because I have a white t-shirt that I can throw on for the occasion* [8D]




FukinTroll -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 4:04:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

*does the answer involve throwing water on her? because I have a white t-shirt that I can throw on for the occasion* [8D]


Use more lube dear.




Daddysredhead -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 4:07:46 PM)

Dang...

Can I still do the wet t-shirt thing? I have to use the assets I have been given. [sm=flash.gif]




FukinTroll -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 4:08:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Dang...

Can I still do the wet t-shirt thing? I have to use the assets I have been given. [sm=flash.gif]


Yup!

On a side note, does anyone know the best way to get drool out of a keyboard?




ElSabio -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 4:10:58 PM)

everything must be prohibited or taxed. So say Dear Leader. Children sing to him, you know. "barack hussein obama... MMM MMM MMM" Everybody sing! Remember, tax it or lose it. That is all.




FukinTroll -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 4:12:21 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ElSabio

every banana must be prohibited or taxed. So say Dear Leader. Children sing to him, you know. "barack hussein obama... MMM MMM MMM" Everybody sing! Remember, tax it or lose it. That is all.


Ah... I understand now.




Daddysredhead -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 4:13:09 PM)

Did someone forget to take their meds today? [8|]

We're talking about bananas, wet t-shirts, and drool. Stay on topic.




ShaharThorne -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 4:19:12 PM)

I use rubbing alcohol and q-tips for cleaning my keyboard.

I need to invest into a rubber device to cover my keyboard with (had one years ago).  




Daddysredhead -> RE: Should drivers be allowed to eat banana while driving? (1/26/2011 4:25:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Dang...

Can I still do the wet t-shirt thing? I have to use the assets I have been given. [sm=flash.gif]


Yup!

On a side note, does anyone know the best way to get drool out of a keyboard?



You could use a lobster bib as a preventative measure.

Signed,

AlwaysHelpfulRed




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