Najakcharmer
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Joined: 5/3/2004
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Subbie (from a computer about ten feet away from mine, as we both work on various projects) Hi Snuggly!
Me: Well hello, handsome stranger. Wanna have hot cybersex with me while my boyfriend’s not looking?
Subbie: Sure
Subbie: What are you wearing?
Me: As I'm typing this, I'm naked except for some really tight Spandex lingerie (He can see me, and I’m still in my normal work clothes.)
Subbie: oooh sexy :-)
Me): What are you wearing?
Subbie: absolutely nothing (He’s in his regular work clothes too.)
Subbie: it's just me and my 11 inch cock
Me: Wow. Are you stroking your 11 inch cock right now?
Subbie: of course, with both hands while I type to you
Me: Cool. I really value honesty and sincerity in a partner, just so you know. (As we both type things we aren’t doing, giggling madly at our respective keyboards.)
Subbie: Me 2!!
Me): So do you like to get kinky?
Subbie: umm...like with car batteries and barbed wire? Sure!
Me: Well, a real sub must take anything a real dom dishes out, so I use barbed wire all the time for bondage and stuff
Subbie: Okay
Subbie: I like to kneel naked on broken glass for hours at a time too
Me: Oh good. I'm a real dom so I'll make you do that every night
Me: Forehead branding ok with you?
Me: On the first date?
Subbie: Sure! But we have to talk for 2 minutes first so I can get to completely know you. K?
Me: frowns. Real subs can't make demands like that. You must be punished now
Subbie: :-( okay
Me: Let's see, I want you to go and get the biggest vegetable in your refrigerator and stick it up your ass with no lube
Subbie: All I have are tomatoes...but they're not really vegetables. They're fruits you know...
Me: OK, do that right now. Are you doing it?
Subbie: yes...I have shoved 6 tomatoes up my bum
Me: Very good. Now follow that up with a whole bottle of salad dressing
Subbie: ranch, bleu cheese, thousand island, Italian, vinaigrette, or cucumber wasabi?
Me: Wow, you have a nice selection in the fridge. Cucumber wasabi sounds good, that should sting.
Subbie: not as much as the 8 inch cactus I put in there before the tomatoes
Me: Hey, I didn't tell you to put a cactus there. Are you talking to other doms?
Subbie: no.…
Me: Just itchy hemorrhoids?
Subbie: I was anticipating your next desire
Me: Good boy. You will make a perfect submissive. Now Real Slaves (TM) are not allowed to own any property so you will have to sign over your house and bank account to Me before we meet
Subbie: Ok
Subbie: just checking, or also savings, IRAs, 401k plans, CDs, stock portfolios, Mutual Funds, wads of 100 dollar bills, hidden in a fake beer can in the back of the fridge, gold bullion buried in the backyard, and coin collections too?
Me: Of course.
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