Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

The husband store ...


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> The husband store ... Page: [1]
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
The husband store ... - 2/2/2011 10:42:42 PM   
BlaqGermanDomes


Posts: 2
Joined: 1/3/2011
Status: offline


A store that sells new husbands has just opened in London, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the product increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So,a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework,
and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes on to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner also opened a New Wives store just across the street.


The first floor has wives that love sex.


The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.
Profile   Post #: 1
RE: The husband store ... - 2/3/2011 5:21:15 PM   
Hillwilliam


Posts: 19394
Joined: 8/27/2008
Status: offline
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(in reply to BlaqGermanDomes)
Profile   Post #: 2
RE: The husband store ... - 2/4/2011 6:16:46 AM   
StrongSpirit


Posts: 575
Joined: 4/10/2005
Status: offline
To be honest, there are some rich men that would go to the third floor. But if it said "Beautify, love sex, and have money:", no one would go to the 4th floor.

(in reply to Hillwilliam)
Profile   Post #: 3
RE: The husband store ... - 2/7/2011 3:13:36 AM   
Medic


Posts: 49
Joined: 9/4/2004
Status: offline
That was a good one

(in reply to StrongSpirit)
Profile   Post #: 4
RE: The husband store ... - 2/8/2011 3:33:14 AM   
subtlebutterfly


Posts: 2230
Joined: 6/15/2008
From: Not your hood
Status: offline
Priceless

_____________________________

~Ms. Awesomeness to YOU!~

(in reply to Medic)
Profile   Post #: 5
Page:   [1]
All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Humor and Games >> The husband store ... Page: [1]
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.063