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Tailgating - 2/3/2011 10:52:13 PM

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(this comes courtesy of my Stepdad.. between him and my Mom, is it any wonder I'm a bit 'off'?? LOL):

The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing,
stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally....I assumed you had stolen the car.''

Priceless.

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RE: Tailgating - 2/3/2011 11:03:19 PM

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LOL

Yep, no disagreement, you are definitely off!

But that is still cute!

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RE: Tailgating - 2/4/2011 6:14:15 AM

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That is so funny.

I talk to people all day long and it's hysterical how many of the rudest people want to talk about Jesus or wish you a "blessed day".

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RE: Tailgating - 2/4/2011 6:18:01 AM

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Just reinforcing the old saying. "Go to heaven for the climate; go to hell for the company."

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RE: Tailgating - 2/4/2011 6:20:48 AM

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*sends warmest regards to John and Lily*

excellent quote, btw :)

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RE: Tailgating - 2/4/2011 6:21:02 AM

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why can't more of these freak girls have face tats? if you are going to go all freaky, then you need face tats dammit!

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RE: Tailgating - 2/4/2011 6:28:27 AM

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There is something I like to call the "I don't realise other people don't need this" effect.

It is the effect that causes only the rudest people to complain about rudeness, gay politicians to campaign against homosexuality, Divorced people to insist on the sanctity of marriage, and alcoholics to demand stricter open container laws.

People tend to think they themselves are average, so they are concerned that everyone else wants to do what they do. This bothers them so they campaign against it.

It also causes some vanilla women to think men are sexual pigs and 'prudish' men to think women are sluts. I love the honesty found among kinky people.

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RE: Tailgating - 2/4/2011 6:33:25 AM

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I personally have found that honesty is not any more prevalent among self proclaimed kinky folk than it is among so called vanilla people.

People are people.

sexual proclivities dont seem to have any bearing on the honesty/dishonesty of any given person.

and WTF does this have to do with the humor of the JOKE thing I posted in the HUMOR section of the forums, anyway????????

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RE: Tailgating - 2/4/2011 7:15:34 AM

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i got confused with the posts....but the joke was funny as hell (pun intended)

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RE: Tailgating - 2/4/2011 8:02:17 AM

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Faves *hug*
yeah, I was confused as to why someone would bring an agenda into a jokes/humor thread..

but hhey.. YKINMYK

*snickersnort*

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