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MissAsylum -> I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 7:34:28 PM)

Because I am SO weighed down with emails of men bitching and "commanding" me to top them for free because they are THAT special (supposedly), I am attempting to file a complaint with the volunteer workers of this site.

I want the men on Collarme to be separated into 2 categories: wankers and legitimates.

in the wankers side, I DEMAND that all married and playing without permission boys be put there after receiving a total of 6 flags from other users. Along with that, any males who think of Dommes and/or submissives (lifestyle or professional...doesn't matter...we are all the same) are here only for the purpose of supplying men with their kinky desires. Adding to the list are the socially inept who live in their mother's basement at age 35, those who type with one hand down their pants, and those who send penis pictures to anybody whom they believe has a vagina.

All others would be put on the legitimates side.

I expect these changes to go into effect immediately, or i will expect a prompt refund for my time here.




Darktra151 -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 7:44:04 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

Because I am SO weighed down with emails of men bitching and "commanding" me to top them for free because they are THAT special (supposedly), I am attempting to file a complaint with the volunteer workers of this site.

I want the men on Collarme to be separated into 2 categories: wankers and legitimates.

in the wankers side, I DEMAND that all married and playing without permission boys be put there after receiving a total of 6 flags from other users. Along with that, any males who think of Dommes and/or submissives (lifestyle or professional...doesn't matter...we are all the same) are here only for the purpose of supplying men with their kinky desires. Adding to the list are the socially inept who live in their mother's basement at age 35, those who type with one hand down their pants, and those who send penis pictures to anybody whom they believe has a vagina.

All others would be put on the legitimates side.

I expect these changes to go into effect immediately, or i will expect a prompt refund for my time here.


I agree  completely.




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 7:46:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissAsylum
emails of men bitching
At the risk of bitching about bitching...  They get righteously mad, when I respond to the bitching with an "are you socially inept" question.  
Where on my profile did it say I wanted the be the friend, and counselor of random strangers, after I've showed them places on theirs and my profile that are clearly mismatched?   I want my money back.  

No segregation though...   They might take it too far, and chit. [:D] M




Buzzzz -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 7:47:10 PM)

a refund??




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 7:49:36 PM)

You didn't know some of us are made to pay big money to join?

I'm kidding, with the time is money thing!  [:D]    <M




MissAsylum -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 7:51:04 PM)

geez, are you late to the party.

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ORIGINAL: Buzzzz

a refund??





Buzzzz -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 8:05:44 PM)

am right on time !!!




Charles6682 -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 8:14:58 PM)

MissAsylum,I do understand your complaints.You do make some great points.I mean no disrespect towards you at all.All I am going to say is that if a guy brought this topic up,you would be labeled a sexist in a heartbeat.I am not saying that you are at all.I am just saying that would be the label given to the guy.




WyldHrt -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 8:21:25 PM)

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MissAsylum,I do understand your complaints.You do make some great points.I mean no disrespect towards you at all.All I am going to say is that is a guy brought this topic up,you would be labeled a sexist in a heartbeat.I am not saying that you are at all.I am just saying that would be the label given to the guy.

We soooo need a sarcasm font. Hey, Mods, ya listening? [:D]




SomethingCatchy -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 8:25:25 PM)

A guy bitching about women trying to suck him dry of his emotional currency, bitching about all the unsolicited cunt shots he keeps getting that completely disgust him, and the attitude of some cranky little bitches who throw a fit when they don't get their way would not be labeled a sexist, in my mind. In fact, I'd probably ask for his number, since a man in touch with his emotions and who doesn't see women as a sex object to be drooled upon or wanked to is rare indeed.




Awareness -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 8:25:46 PM)

  I demand bitches be forbidden from posting unless they first display their breasts in a profile pic.

I'll wait.


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What?  Reality didn't shift to conform to my expectation?  Who the fuck is running this outfit?




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 8:45:14 PM)

I'm almost inspired to send one, your post is so funny...  But I don't have any, sorry.    M




Tantriqu -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 8:49:17 PM)

And by 6 cough 'flags', do you mean 'tasers'? :-) I'm in! I got A++ in archery!




CalifChick -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 8:50:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

We soooo need a sarcasm font.



[8|] I proclaim this as our sarcasm font.[8|]

You must put the eye-roll guy on either end.

Cali




SyntheticPet -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 8:54:04 PM)

Or how about you just be a big girl and adjust your bulk mail setting?




Tantriqu -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 8:54:28 PM)

Ladies, here's the latest Old Spice anti-wanker ad:

http://adland.tv/commercials/old-spice-scent-vacation-2011-60




WyldHrt -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 8:55:04 PM)

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[8|] I proclaim this as our sarcasm font.[8|]

You must pull the eye-roll guy on either end.

Checks Cali's title....
The Goddess of Sarcasm hath spaken! [:D]




Charles6682 -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 8:56:04 PM)

I really do understand what Miss Asylum is saying.I do respect her.She does make some good points.




DarkSteven -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 9:01:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissAsylum

I expect these changes to go into effect immediately, or i will expect a prompt refund for my time here.


Please report to Colorado, and I will see that you receive services that fully compensate for your time.  [:)]

Said the spider to the fly...




WyldHrt -> RE: I Demand Segregation of Men On Collarme! (2/4/2011 9:05:38 PM)

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I really do understand what Miss Asylum is saying.I do respect her.She does make some good points.
From your posts here, I doubt that. You and one other poster on this thread need to read 'The Onion' more often, or look up the definition of the word 'satire'.




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