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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 12:33:31 PM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: asheville
4. go outside and rake the lawn or something more constructive and healthy.


Oh, the irony.


Not to mention that the yard is covered in snow.


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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 12:39:07 PM   
DarkSteven


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1. You spend your early Saturday mornings stretching into afternoon....INCORRECTLY ANALYZING the typed words of a stranger.

2. I have never been throwing a tantrum and the fact that I CHOOSE TO WRITE IN CAPS and YOU thiNK THaT means emotION.....is YOUR problem Sir, not mine. I am as relaxed as could be and rather light hearted since I registered.


3. The very few things I wrote MAKE YOU SURE I am not CERTIFIED to your standards of experience. Great--- I care because.....? You know my life history because......? You are the authority on the proper usage and definition of terms within the BDSM lexicon because????

4. Bite me. Get up from your polyester upholstered swivel chair, and go outside and rake the lawn or something more constructive and healthy.


1. You say incorrect.  Per my analysis, you have already lied, so I take your assessment with a grain of salt.

2. No, your choice to write in caps bespeaks rudeness, not emotion.  The emotion came out in your unreadable stuff about us being trolls.

3. It's not just me.  It's EVERYONE on this thread.  Your viewpoint of equating kinky sex with D/s, your boastful ways, and your lack of caring about a prospective match are all indicative.  As is your refusal to reflect on what others write.  Fella, this is basic.

4. I decline your offer to bite you (again, showing rudeness and immaturity not befitting a Master), but you're right about getting going.  I need to clean up.



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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 12:44:28 PM   
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ORIGINAL: asheville

1. You spend your early Saturday mornings stretching into afternoon....INCORRECTLY ANALYZING the typed words of a stranger.

2. I have never been throwing a tantrum and the fact that I CHOOSE TO WRITE IN CAPS and YOU thiNK THaT means emotION.....is YOUR problem Sir, not mine. I am as relaxed as could be and rather light hearted since I registered.


3. The very few things I wrote MAKE YOU SURE I am not CERTIFIED to your standards of experience. Great--- I care because.....? You know my life history because......? You are the authority on the proper usage and definition of terms within the BDSM lexicon because????

4. Bite me. Get up from your polyester upholstered swivel chair, and go outside and rake the lawn or something more constructive and healthy.



1. Pot.Kettle.Black. You obviously are doing the same thing, perched in your armchair having arrogant pissing contests, with yourself.

2. Since the written word on a public message board is your only currency to be analyzed then expect to be analyzed, either correctly or incorrectly.

3. If you were relaxed and light hearted you would never reply back, but trolls always do.

4. DS is one of the two the best Masters in his state, so yes, he is likely qualified to answer you.

5. I am sure you would adore DS biting you, but since he is straight, you will have to dream on.

6. I doubt he has polyester anything. He is too Domly for polyester.

< Message edited by sexyred1 -- 2/5/2011 12:45:53 PM >

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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 12:50:31 PM   
purepleasure


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Status: offline 		OP, have you tried placing an ad on Craigslist?

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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 12:55:19 PM   
dcnovice


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Asheville, have you been to Biltmore? Is it as awesome as it looks in photos?

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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 1:45:39 PM   
asheville


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Status: offline 		I watched and occasionally posted. That place, and the whole region I think, are full of nothing.



quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure

OP, have you tried placing an ad on Craigslist?


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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 2:07:58 PM   
Hillwilliam


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ORIGINAL: asheville

I watched and occasionally posted. That place, and the whole region I think, are full of nothing.



quote:

ORIGINAL: purepleasure

OP, have you tried placing an ad on Craigslist?



In the OP's defense there, Craigslist in this part of the country is a DESERT. Nothin but spammers and scammers.

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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 2:12:52 PM   
Hippiekinkster


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ORIGINAL: SaintIntensity

methinks this profile will be gone in the Twink of an eye....
Now THAT is funny...


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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 2:15:08 PM   
angelikaJ


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I already quite specifically and I might add, helpfully (and not in the least bit vaguely), pointed out that writing in caps is rude.
It is considered to be "shouting".

If you would like me to use one of those search engines I mentioned I can suggest links on 'nettiquette'

WOULD IT BE HELPFUL FOR ME TO SPEAK IN YOUR NATIVE TONGUE? USING CAPS, WHILE OBVIOUSLY PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE TO YOU, IS CONSIDERED TO BE "SHOUTING" AND SHOUTING IS RUDE BEHAVIOUR.



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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 2:20:07 PM   
Hippiekinkster


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We are not some kinky concierge service that matches you up with the slaveboy of your dreams. We try to act in the best interests of all, including any s type we could introduce you to.
Well, damn. All this time I've wasted. Sigh.

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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 3:08:38 PM   
kalikshama


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I have been educated extensively in behavioral, psychological, and sociological aspects of re-socializing people, particularly the young. I'm good at it.

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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 3:11:50 PM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

4. DS is one of the two the best Masters in his state, so yes, he is likely qualified to answer you.



red, I appreciate that, but that is not true.  I have only eight years of experience, and am nowhere near being a Master.  There are several legitimate Masters in Colorado, but the ones I know do not post on collarme.


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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 3:16:39 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		Obvious troll is obvious, yet still amuses me!

So,is he joking about being a secks masheen, or that he's looking?

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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 3:20:09 PM   
asheville


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Status: offline 		Could you people possibly get lives? This is Saturday Night at this point: Go be delusional, cliquey and caty where nobody else has to be exposed to your middle school banter.

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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 3:32:55 PM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

OP, have you tried placing an ad on Craigslist?


quote:

ORIGINAL: asheville

I watched and occasionally posted. That place, and the whole region I think, are full of nothing.


as opposed to full of shit.

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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 3:36:26 PM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: asheville

Could you people possibly get lives? This is Saturday Night at this point: Go be delusional, cliquey and caty where nobody else has to be exposed to your middle school banter.
riiight...Saturday night.

I am home with the wee one (kid)

My guess is you are also home with the wee one (cock).




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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 3:38:59 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		Holly!! Better than driving a snowplow, right?


What's your damage, Asheville? This is all a big joke, right?

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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 3:41:04 PM   
RapierFugue


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ORIGINAL: asheville
That place, and the whole region I think, are full of nothing.


And you didn't fit in?

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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 3:44:11 PM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		Oh RF, come and be my secks masheen!! Share a
Cuban cigar with me! Watch me eat fairy cakes!

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RE: ASHEVILLE, N.C. - 2/5/2011 3:45:16 PM   
sirsholly


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Holly!! Better than driving a snowplow, right?

HIB!!!!

Hugs, M'Lady 

Actually...the thought of smashing this dickweed with a snowplow is rather charming.

The problem is...that is probably the only "plowing" his silly ass will ever have and he might end up getting off on it.


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