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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 12:38:52 AM

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WooWhoo Deal.

For a million dollars,
You have to have anal sex with a Transsexual for 1 hour
straight.Who
by the way has 12 inches of hard steel

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 12:44:36 AM

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That's a deal...you never did say who was fucking who...and I will be wearing My strap on, of course.

You may have sex (any kind you want for as long as you want) with the man/woman of your dreams for the rest of your life. All you have to do is clean the cheese and lint from the uncut penis of a man that doesn't bathe, every morning.

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 1:14:14 AM

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No Deal.

I can see How twisted we've become.

You will win $25,000 dollars if You french kiss
a Kamono Dragron!
Deal or no Deal? Yeah Baby

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 1:18:50 AM

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Deal, cause theres no such thing as a "Kamono Dragron" lol

10,000 to get teabagged by a guy with elephantitis.

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 1:24:26 AM

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Only cause I could use the money right now and i could convince myself that i was doing him an act of kindness...thus scoring me points in the after life.

$10,000 to go to work for a day wearing nothing but other peoples used gum stuck all over your body...

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 1:27:28 AM

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Deal, cause theres no such thing as a "Kamono Dragron" lol

Well then The Money doesn't exist either

No Deal not enough money

You must spend one night in bed with Charles Manson!
You will get a new House, Car and $3,000

Deal or no Deal?

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 7:27:19 AM

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You must spend one night in bed with Charles Manson!
You will get a new House, Car and $3,000

Since it doesn't say I'd actually have to boff the guy... deal.

$1M if you agree to wash every window in my house once a week for the rest of your life (it's a 3-story house, btw).

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 9:11:11 AM

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Nah, I'd run out of cash first.

1 million to last 2 minutes with a hopped up on speed and crack Mike Tyson as he is now.

to add to it, Mike has been told he gets 3 million if he tears your arms off.

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 1:23:27 PM

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1 million to last 2 minutes with a hopped up on speed and crack Mike Tyson as he is now.

to add to it, Mike has been told he gets 3 million if he tears your arms off.

Deal. Fear can do wonderful things to ones running prowess

$5,000,000 tax free is all yours. All you have to do is walk around in Harlem for two days with $100 dollar bills hanging out of every pocket.

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 2:00:19 PM

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Deal ( Its no jacket weather out there... and none of my clothes have pockets

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You'll get anything you want the moment you think of it if you spend 1 year depending on the kindness of strangers. Deal or no deal?

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 2:34:52 PM

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You'll get anything you want the moment you think of it if you spend 1 year depending on the kindness of strangers. Deal or no deal?

Deal, I have faith in humanity.

Inner peace for 5 years for 1 month of teaching in Baghdad. Deal or no deal?

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 5:45:03 PM

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Deal

$1,000,000,000 for spending one full weekend in
Solitary confindment in a Maximum Security Prison!
Only you won't be alone. They have loaded it with
100 Hissing Cockroaches, and 100 Magotts.
Without food and water.

Deal or No Deal?

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 6:13:16 PM

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long as it aint spiders, deal.

10,000 for holdent a whole habanero in your mouth...chewed up...for 5 minutes. For those who dont know, it's about 20 times hotter than a jalapeno [estimate]

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 7:20:29 PM

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Deal

You can have all the foods of your choice without guilt of gaining weight for the rest of your life. But, you must first put on a fat suit that makes you look like you weigh 400 lbs and live in it for a month while going about your daily life.

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 7:21:59 PM

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no deal

Free top grade beef for life if you kill and quarter one cow with your hands a knife of your choice. Deal or no deal?

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 7:26:24 PM

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DEAl!!.

I have butchered many cows in real life before, easy money.

Free meals cooked by a professional chef for the rest of your life for committing to a life of slavery in my home with me and my Dominant wife.

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 7:30:14 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger
10,000 to get teabagged by a guy with elephantitis.

OFF TOPIC: What the heck is teabagged? (I just know I'm going to be sorry I asked!)

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 9:43:19 PM

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I was thinking the same thing. What the heck
is teabagged?

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 9:58:40 PM

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Deal on the Chef.

You must put a frog in Your mouth and keep
it there for 1 minute.
Your pize is a $2,000
{Deal or no Deal?}

Blow Me A KISS

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RE: Deal or no Deal? - 5/4/2006 10:08:32 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful
OFF TOPIC: What the heck is teabagged? (I just know I'm going to be sorry I asked!)

Teabagged is the term used when a male is over a female [or other male, whatever way you swing] and his nuts are dropped into the mouth, much like a teabag dropped into a cup of hot water...this term is also applied when said testicles are dropped onto the eyes.

As for elephantitis....well, I dont think you wanna know.

Deal on the frog thing, hell i'd eat the little sucker.

Speaking of which 5000 bucks to keep said from in your mouth live for a minute, when at end of said minute it is killed humanely [or at least quickly] at which point you put it back in your mouth and bite down.

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