Cat Called for Jury Duty (Seriously)

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MasterG2kTR -> Cat Called for Jury Duty (Seriously) (2/6/2011 7:27:26 AM)
Cat Called for Jury Duty ......and the owners are awaiting a court date to prove Sal (the cat) is not able to serve on a jury

BurntKitty -> RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty (Seriously) (2/6/2011 11:47:38 AM)
I'm sure Sal could do much better than most called here in Fla. I think they should bring Sal in and demand a translator to assist Sal in the jury box to assure a fair trial. Well, unless the trial was concerning a dog bite case or theft of Friskies, of course. There would have to be frequent recess for cat naps, too.

rosanegra -> RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty (Seriously) (2/6/2011 1:57:45 PM)
My cats are jealous. They wanna know why they haven't received a jury summons.

MadamAurantia -> RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty (Seriously) (2/6/2011 2:33:55 PM)
Well... they do think they're smarter than us, and they do have marvelous instincts about people. Might not be a bad idea, if not for the fact that they can be bribed with "cheezburgers."

PyrotheClown -> RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty (Seriously) (2/7/2011 10:21:57 AM)
cans I haz jurwey dewty

tazzygirl -> RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty (Seriously) (2/7/2011 11:08:25 AM)
But, between naps and personal grooming (and we wont even discuss the aroma of a litter box for 12 cats plus alternates) it may take decades to get a verdict.

Medic -> RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty (Seriously) (2/7/2011 1:59:03 PM)
Hey wait. My dog feels left out. He wants jury duty too.

Termyn8or -> RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty (Seriously) (2/7/2011 10:14:58 PM)
Dogs are different. Catnip is easier to smuggle into a courtroom than a steak. Or "hotdogs". Just think what you would have to sneak in there if a gecko was on the jury and you were on trial for not having car insurance. Bugs ! T^T

WyldHrt -> RE: Cat Called for Jury Duty (Seriously) (2/8/2011 12:32:07 AM)
quote: Just think what you would have to sneak in there if a gecko was on the jury and you were on trial for not having car insurance. Bugs ! My leopard gecko will acquit for 10 dubia roaches and 5 tomato hornworms; the crested is holding out for 15 crickets, 3 hornworms and a half rotten peach. [:D]

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