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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 8:00:03 PM   
catize


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Status: offline 		1.  "Traveling through your area this weekend, wanna play?"

2. "Actually I don't have any experience, but it's not rocket science, I'm pretty sure I can figure it out."

And a 'submissive' profile a dominant friend shared with me:
3.  "If you don't have an overpowering urge to buy me presents and pamper me, I won't submit." 

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 8:05:13 PM   
CrappyDom


Posts: 1883
Joined: 4/11/2006
From: Sacramento
Status: offline 		1.  Anyone who uses the word "true"
2.  Anyone who speaks in absolutes
3. Anyone who plays the label game.

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 8:12:30 PM   
BitaTruble


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From: Texas
Status: offline 		Since safety is so subjective, I'll go with my clueless list. ;)

#1. If I call myself Master I r 1!

#2. I'm a slave, so that means I spend 24 hours a day naked in my cage watching Oprah.

#3. What's BDSM?


Celeste

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 8:20:55 PM   
ownedgirlie


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quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble


#2. I'm a slave, so that means I spend 24 hours a day naked in my cage watching Oprah.

Celeste

LOL my Master said he was talking to a girl who told him she spends all day caged, other than to cook and clean.  I replied, "and talk to Dominants on the Internet?" 

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 8:26:49 PM   
MistressImp


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ownedgirlie

quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble


#2. I'm a slave, so that means I spend 24 hours a day naked in my cage watching Oprah.

Celeste

LOL my Master said he was talking to a girl who told him she spends all day caged, other than to cook and clean.  I replied, "and talk to Dominants on the Internet?" 


AHHHHH TEA ALL OVER MY SCREEN!!!!! la I have to tinkle now.


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Life is what you make of it, personally I'm making mine an Amusement Park with all the cool rides.

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 8:31:03 PM   
Phoenixandnika


Posts: 748
Joined: 4/22/2005
From: Aberdeen Maryland
Status: offline 		1. Someone saying they do knife play and pulling out a rusty pocket knife and saying " this is my favorite to use."
 
2.Someone at a play party drinking shots begging to be beaten til it hurts.
 
3.When someone thinks that attaching a title to their name like Master / Mistress means I will bow down before you.
 
Blessed Be,

Phoenix's Nika

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 9:03:28 PM   
Dustyn


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Status: offline 		Never real worried about the clueless... I was when I started and figured a paddle was a paddle...

Don't have a true Top Three thing going on, like some David Letterman impersonation... *chuckling*

Things that set my short hairs on edge, though would include:
- People that insist their way of doing things are the only practical way to manage it
- People that insist that trust and respect are Halloween candy, to be doled out to everyone that comes knocking
- People that say no limits because there are some truly sick and twisted people, like me, in the world that just salivate at the thought of showing them their limits.

- Dustyn


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Can you be more amusing?

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 11:16:21 PM   
TheShadows


Posts: 403
Joined: 9/16/2004
From: Southern Illinois
Status: offline 		These just kinda make me laugh and wonder...

1....You spell Dominant "Dominate", and claim to have been one for ten years.
2....You wear a flogger hooked on your belt to every single get-together you attend, whether it's a party or not.
3....You throw yourself at every Dominant's feet you run across, no matter what.

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/3/2006 11:19:31 PM   
ServiceNTucson


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ORIGINAL: MsMacComb

I learned everything I know online, but have never actually practiced it. 
I want to be 100% in control.
I'm not really comfortable discussing where I live, my occupation, my marital status, health status, prison record, etc.



In number three, you forgot "my real name."

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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx


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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/4/2006 4:26:33 AM   
twicehappy


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quote:

ORIGINAL: KatyLied

One of my favorites is the sub who tells us she's relocating, to another state, to be with a "Master" whom she's only known on-line for a few months.  I always pause and think, this person is just yanking our collective chains, because no one *really* does that, right?


Actually more people do this than you think, often faster than your stated few months time period.

I did this in about one months time quite successfully. And found my perfect matches in ScooterTrash and ShiftedJewel.

You need to check out the person you are going to quite thoroughly through others who know them, People Search, etc. And be sure you have alternative plans with the means available to carry them off. But it is doable with some forethought and careful planning.

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/4/2006 4:46:24 AM   
twicehappy


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Status: offline 		#1) Anyone who states no limits.

#2) Anybody who does not practice safe sex.

#3) Any profile containing the words; Master Who or Whatever, breed, animal, caged, scat, or third person speech.

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/4/2006 4:53:48 AM   
kittensmailbox


Posts: 744
Joined: 1/7/2005
From: Youngstown, Ohio
Status: offline 		1. i am 18 i know what i am doing...
2. I am a different type of Dom
3. Give me your phone number, i hate typing...

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~lowers her eyes in respect~

~kitten

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RE: Topping your list...? - 5/4/2006 4:55:45 AM   
Tikkiee


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quote:

ORIGINAL: valeca

What three things would top your "this person doesn't have a clue/is unsafe about BDSM" list?  (Specifically non-'nilla people.)


Profiles that state a person has NO LIMITS and is willing to do anything to please another ( not aimed at those who have been in the life awhile and actually know what this means )
Those with little one's who are willing to relocate on a moments notice without a thought to how their unmentionables will fare.
Those who state that they will do anything for their 'one' and then go on to list 50 different activities that they will absolutly not do.









< Message edited by Tikkiee -- 5/4/2006 4:56:45 AM >

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