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Who to Marry - from a child's viewpoint - 2/10/2011 10:35:38 AM   
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1.  HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?   (written by kids)  

-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.  
--  Alan, age 10

-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry.
God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.  

--  Kristen, age  10  


2.
  WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?  
-Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. 
--  Camille, age 10


3.
  HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?  
-You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
--  Derrick, age  8  


4.
  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?  
-Both don't want any more kids.   
--  Lori,  age 8  


5.
  WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?  
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other.
Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.  

--  Lynnette, age  8    (isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. 
--  Martin, age  10  


6.
  WHEN IS  IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?   
-When they're rich.  
--  Pam, age  7 

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to  mess with that. 
-- Curt, age   7

-The  rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have
kids with them. It's the right thing to do.   
-- Howard,  age 8  


7.
    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?  
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
Boys need someone to clean up after them. 

--  Anita, age 9   (bless you child )


8.
  HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?   
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? 
--  Kelvin, age 8  

And the #1 Favorite is
.......  


9.
  HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?   
Tell  your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
--  Ricky, age 10


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RE: Who to Marry - from a child's viewpoint - 2/10/2011 10:57:28 PM   
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KICK ASS !

Thanx.

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RE: Who to Marry - from a child's viewpoint - 2/10/2011 11:28:23 PM   
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Adorable.   Thanks,    M

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RE: Who to Marry - from a child's viewpoint - 2/11/2011 5:56:13 AM   
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Ahhhh, through the eyes of the innocent. I think they are on to something here!
That was too sweet! Thank you for sharing.
This reminds me of a question my then 12 year old son asked me.
"Mom, do I have to drink wine to have sex"?


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RE: Who to Marry - from a child's viewpoint - 2/11/2011 8:09:35 PM   
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Loved it, poohbear! Thanks.

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RE: Who to Marry - from a child's viewpoint - 2/11/2011 10:09:07 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: poise
This reminds me of a question my then 12 year old son asked me.
"Mom, do I have to drink wine to have sex"?
Oh my goodness!   What did you say to him?   No, but it helps if she does?  M

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RE: Who to Marry - from a child's viewpoint - 2/11/2011 10:44:04 PM   
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Just say yes and move on.

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RE: Who to Marry - from a child's viewpoint - 2/11/2011 11:40:08 PM   
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LOL, Termy.   M

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RE: Who to Marry - from a child's viewpoint - 2/12/2011 12:22:29 AM   
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Out of the mouths of babes...thanks for the laugh, poohbear.

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