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nikkino -> Solar Powered Vibrator... (2/11/2011 10:11:55 PM)
Innovation or Green Gone too Far? http://www.alternativeconsumer.com/2008/02/16/solar-powered-vibrator-from-libida/

Tantriqu -> RE: Solar Powered Vibrator... (2/11/2011 10:21:10 PM)
Bullcrap. Just another faux-green money grab, simultaneously trying to make women feel guilty about their use of electricity. See how they widdle on women about clothesdryers, yet the biggest power drain is a bigscreen TV? $40 bucks [$33 plus shipping etc.] buys a lot of batteries and electricity. Use rechargeable batteries if you must, but a lot of times they aren't powerful enough. Hitachi, baby!

mummyman321 -> RE: Solar Powered Vibrator... (2/12/2011 6:43:10 AM)
If you really want to go green. Dumb the vibe. All those harsh chemicals from the plastic processing. Just tie your favorite sub up (man or woman) and use their tongue. 100% green renewable energy! Batteries never go dead but may need a little recharge time inbetween uses![8D][8D][8D]

kalikshama -> RE: Solar Powered Vibrator... (2/12/2011 8:07:58 AM)
Eroscillator. Plugs into the wall. Medical grade silicone. 3,600 oscillations per minute. My first one lasted 14 years.

mnottertail -> RE: Solar Powered Vibrator... (2/12/2011 8:45:40 AM)
How is this thing gonna work if you stick it where the sun don't shine?

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Solar Powered Vibrator... (2/12/2011 9:05:19 AM)
No kidding, cuz what every woman wants is to leave her vibrators out in the sun to charge up...[8\|]

mnottertail -> RE: Solar Powered Vibrator... (2/12/2011 9:06:55 AM)
couldn't you just get a big cucumber and insert an apple peeler inside of it off center and wouldn't that be even greener yet?

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Solar Powered Vibrator... (2/12/2011 12:19:06 PM)
ouch, pretty sure I don't want anything that can peel the skin off fruit anywhere near my nether regions! [:D] umm...except fingers and teeth and...mmhmm...what was the topic again?

NocturnalStalker -> RE: Solar Powered Vibrator... (2/12/2011 2:23:03 PM)
I guess a lot of women will be seeing sunny days ahead.

mnottertail -> RE: Solar Powered Vibrator... (2/12/2011 2:30:09 PM)
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww gingaliningagingalinga.......... Open your legs and get back, this is gonna sting a little at first!!!! [image]local://upfiles/61037/D285BAC49FA74051B563B064840CB89F.gif[/image]

MercTech -> RE: Solar Powered Vibrator... (2/13/2011 7:27:33 PM)
Hmmm, thinking of my emergency flashlight... shake it for 30 seconds and you get 15 minutes of light. How much current does a vibrating module use... hmmmm. Now, that would make for an interesting porn video. shaking the control module over the head to keep the inserted vibrator going.... priceless. Stefan

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