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jmcg727 -> Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 10:07:17 AM)
Hi im from mishawaka indiana im here looking for fuckslave must be feamle and atleast kind of pretty Im 6ft 2 have blue eyes i have pic on my profile come by and check me out

myotherself -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 10:08:41 AM)
Welcome OP! I checked out your profile...I have a feeling you're gonna be here a loooooong time....[8\|]

RapierFugue -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 10:10:34 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself I checked out your profile...I have a feeling you're gonna be here a loooooong time....[8\|] And that won't be comfortable for him when he's stuck to the wall like that ;)

DarkSteven -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 12:05:29 PM)
Dude, with all due respect, there is a LOT more to this lifestyle than being a horndog and fucking everything in sight. Learn how to tie rope, how to flog, how to do other mechanical actions, and above all learn to command respect. I'd tell you which parts of your profile do not command respect but I think you need to learn that for yourself.

Delilya -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 1:37:43 PM)
Good luck with that approach

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 2:01:02 PM)
Welcome to the boards. Good Lawd love a duck, you should first learn to spell properly. And yup, get the feeling with what you've got in your written profile, you're gonna wait for a looooooooong time. Now tell me that you really wonder why you were blocked? I mean, honestly. [8\|]

RapierFugue -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 2:13:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear Welcome to the boards. Good Lawd love a duck, you should first learn to spell properly. And yup, get the feeling with what you've got in your written profile, you're gonna wait for a looooooooong time. Ok ... I don't normally do this, but I'm going to look ... <looks> [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif] Oh dear lord ... that's ... that's fucking funny :)

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 3:52:12 PM)
Yup RF, ya just never know what you'll get when ya look. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

sirsholly -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 3:58:17 PM)
quote: im here looking for fuckslave must be feamle what the hell is a feamle? Dude...lemme give you a little advice here. If you can't proofread your intro post, why should any female think you are anything other than an idiot? First impressions and all that, you know? Edited to add...Never mind. I just read your profile and quite frankly, you are an idiot.

RapierFugue -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 4:37:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly what the hell is a feamle? Isn't it a thick woodworking tool? You could argue the same is true of the OP.

NocturnalStalker -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 7:06:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DarkSteven Dude, with all due respect, there is a LOT more to this lifestyle than being a horndog and fucking everything in sight. Learn how to tie rope, how to flog, how to do other mechanical actions, and above all learn to command respect. I'd tell you which parts of your profile do not command respect but I think you need to learn that for yourself. You can't talk to Spider-Man like that.

Killerangel -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 8:05:50 PM)
Dude, this is a serious question...is English your first language or do you have a learning disability of some type? If either of those is true you might want to mention it in the profile or any future thread that you start, I have rarely seen the amount of misspellings and grammar debacles that you managed to pull off, and to top it off you even combined it with textspeak. One or two misspellings is fine, every other word means your writing looks like Latvian. Applause for the sheer bravado it took to thus far throw caution to the winds and spurn the help of spell check, from this point on I'd highly recommend it unless you want to be alone forever. If a woman can't understand what you are trying to say she's not going to get naked for you. I commend you for taking matters into hand here and going out to look for what you seek instead of sitting on your butt. However, what you seek is something that not a lot of women may want. It's fairly easy for women to find sex, you don't generally find tons of women seeking out guys on adult sites, you do find a ton of guys looking for fuck buddies though like you are. What makes you stand out? I can guarantee its not your presentation. Hear me on this....get some spell check going on and spruce that shit up.

sexyred1 -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 8:52:42 PM)
OP, you want a slave who is at least "kinda pretty". Sorry, most of the women I know want a man who is at least "kinda intelligent". After reading your profile, I would have to add, "kinda coherent".

GreedyTop -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 10:27:07 PM)
cringe I need brain bleach now......

BurntKitty -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 10:55:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop cringe I need brain bleach now...... Brain Bleach... Get yer brain bleach here.... OP, welcome to CM, and remember this. Punctuation is your friend. :nods:

GreedyTop -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/12/2011 11:23:18 PM)
god love ya, Kitty!!

OohAahMrs -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/13/2011 6:59:37 AM)
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maybemaybenot -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/13/2011 7:21:40 AM)
Welcome to CM ! Peeping at your profile, seems you have lots of friends here. One in particular looks to be the answer to your prayers. < sexpig > She even comes with a contract. I suggest you swoon her off her feet. She looks like the perfect match.

came4U -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/13/2011 7:24:54 AM)
quote: i most likely will use for my pleasure and my house chores also if u want to be in a poly and chained to other bitches like yourself i can acomadate You had me at 'other bitches' LMAO, I'm in luvvvv

Killerangel -> RE: Master Need willing slave (2/13/2011 11:09:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: came4U quote: i most likely will use for my pleasure and my house chores also if u want to be in a poly and chained to other bitches like yourself i can acomadate You had me at 'other bitches' LMAO, I'm in luvvvv Yes, and let me add that lying through your teeth is never a good way to make an impression. You know the above statement in red isn't true. You can accomodate poly how exactly? You obviously do not have a woman in your life much less one who will magically do poly with you at the request of your new 'bitch'. Be honest, you are looking for whatever pussy you can get- you think BDSM will net you some because the women here must love sex. Well, we do, just not with a liar and someone who cares so little that you can't even understand what he writes. Our standards aren't that low. You start out the profile by saying you are looking for a 'new' slave. Be honest, you never had one, you really don't know squat about BDSM or D/s or whatever and it's painfully obvious - saying you are very evil about speaking out of turn and that you'll beat someone till they can't sit down perpetuates the fact that you don't know a thing and are trying to fake it. No submissive woman I know would let someone so clueless get close enough to them to lay a hand on them. Truth is a bitch but it's better than people finding out that you're full of BS. Please don't put in your profile that you live for Art Galleries and Musical Theater if that is not in fact true and I HIGHLY doubt that it is. The same for being an expert in Opera and Volunteerism. Don't try to put things over on people. Really, it's pretty obvious. The misspellings and grammar mistakes are bad enough but you've compounded it by being a tool in just about every way possible.

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