Little Johnny Strikes Again

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tiggerspoohbear -> Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/12/2011 12:54:38 PM)
The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'. Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see RockCity and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.' Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.' The teacher sat down and cried.

mnottertail -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/12/2011 12:56:12 PM)
pooh, make it face sitting as in face n ate, and resubmit your entry, you will be judged.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/12/2011 1:43:00 PM)
Yes MN, but wouldn't you prefer a free bj? I'd get an A+ on that, I does so promise! [;)][;)][;)][;)][;)]

RapierFugue -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/12/2011 3:25:57 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear Yes MN, but wouldn't you prefer a free bj? I'd get an A+ on that, I does so promise! [;)][;)][;)][;)][;)] Free BJs? Schweet ... The teacher asks the class to use the word "contagious". Little Molly puts up her hand and says "My mum had a cold last week and we kept away from her coz she was contagious". The teacher is pleased. Little Sally puts up her hand and says "We have to have immunisation against measles coz it's very contagious". The teacher is very pleased. Little Johnny puts his hand up. With a sudden onset of concern, the teacher asks Little Johnny to relate his usage ... "Well", says Johnny, "I was down in town last weekend wiv my dad, and a lorry piled high wiv bricks comes belting round the corner, and the bricks all fell off and scattered everywhere, and my dad says "look at that mess! It'll take some contagious to pick that lot up!". [:D]

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/12/2011 4:12:51 PM)
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RapierFugue -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/12/2011 4:49:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear [sm=LMAO.gif] Never mind the LMAO shit - where's my free BJ?

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/12/2011 5:07:36 PM)
If you can manage to reach as far as across an ocean, it's all yours RF. [;)]

RapierFugue -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/12/2011 5:10:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear If you can manage to reach as far as across an ocean, it's all yours RF. [;)] Oi! Who's the fucking dom here then eh? It's your job to sort it, not mine! Honestly, you just can't get the staff these daysmuttermuttergrumblegrumble.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/12/2011 6:20:54 PM)
I've got tongue action aplenty, but I dunno about it reaching across that big body of water..................[sm=chug.gif]Can't tell ya though how long it's gonna take me to drain said body of water! [sm=dunno.gif][sm=help.gif]

RapierFugue -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/12/2011 7:08:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear I've got tongue action aplenty, but I dunno about it reaching across that big body of water..................[sm=chug.gif]Can't tell ya though how long it's gonna take me to drain said body of water! [sm=dunno.gif][sm=help.gif] Get to it, with gusto. Report back on a regular basis :)

Termyn8or -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/13/2011 12:27:53 AM)
FR I was just thiinking. Try to use the word fascinate in a sentence. It's much easier to do with a suffix. Try it without one. Either that's a bit harder to do or I am nuts, high or crazy. One third chance at each. Fascinates, fascinating, fascinated, easy. Try it with just fascinate. Don't worry if you can't do it, it just means that little Johnny is smarter. T^T

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/13/2011 4:57:07 AM)
"I will FASCINATE the hell out of you." There ya go, i used it in a sentence and it makes sense. Said to RF as I finish the last big gulp of draining a large body of water. [;)]

Sundowner -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/13/2011 6:26:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or FR I was just thiinking. Try to use the word fascinate in a sentence. It's much easier to do with a suffix. Try it without one. Either that's a bit harder to do or I am nuts, high or crazy. One third chance at each. Fascinates, fascinating, fascinated, easy. Try it with just fascinate. Don't worry if you can't do it, it just means that little Johnny is smarter. T^T You are indeed nuts, high or crazy - or, like many people, you post too quickly without thinking things through. Such people fascinate me. [Hint on how to handle your prob: Take one of your easy phrases using fascinates, fascinating, or fascinated. In the context of "it" fascinates me, change "it" to the plural form. In the context of they are fascinating change to the format of they fascinate me. In the context of I am fascinated by it or them change to the form of they fascinate me. Practice this often. If you still have difficulties, lie down in a darkened room.] [Alternative approach: Simply admire me for my amazing intellect.]

RapierFugue -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/13/2011 6:28:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner [Alternative approach: Simply admire me for my amazing intellect.] I think I've got a slight hangover, so I'm going with that one coz it's slightly less painful when I try to think about it.

purepleasure -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/15/2011 4:27:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sundowner [Alternative approach: Simply admire me for my amazing intellect.] This goes without saying. After all, you fascinate so many of us!

Sundowner -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/15/2011 3:55:40 PM)
Oh purple - wanna hug, delicious one?

purepleasure -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/15/2011 6:47:09 PM)
from you? ALWAYS!!! ~hugs the eloquent gentleman known as Sundowner~

Sundowner -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/16/2011 12:40:10 AM)
Who said I'm a gentleman? <gripgrabmolestysnugglefucks the charming purple witless in a totally inappropriate way (both ways actually - it's been a long time)>

GreedyTop -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/16/2011 5:42:44 AM)
SD... You ARE a gentleman, even while you aren't being one, and are a hateful toad. Sod off.

Sundowner -> RE: Little Johnny Strikes Again (2/16/2011 7:07:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop SD... You ARE a gentleman, even while you aren't being one, and are a hateful toad. Sod off. Oh boy did you come to the wrong place at the wrong time - I'm in practice now: <gripgrabmolestysnugglefucks the innocent Greedy witless in a totally inappropriate way (both ways actually - having got the knack of it using poor purple so shamelessly)>

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