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ThePeripatetic -> The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 4:22:56 AM)
So I've decided that I'm in love with the toilets of Japan. They're great and I have no idea why these haven't become more popular elsewhere outside of Japan. First of all, heated seats! I live in a very cold part of Japan and these seats are heavenly on a cold, snowy day. But more importantly, the real thing of beauty, is the fully adjustable bidet sprayers. You can adjust the strength and angle and I've even found some that have a heated water jet. The Japanese totally got it right with these poopers. I just figured I'd share my enthusiasm on CM because it would probably be better received here than somewhere like Facebook. Yay for self-indulgent shitters!!! [image]local://upfiles/1129492/F1CE21A5C6894C84B9AA598BE7875CBB.jpg[/image]

Icarys -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 5:11:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ThePeripatetic So I've decided that I'm in love with the toilets of Japan. They're great and I have no idea why these haven't become more popular elsewhere outside of Japan. First of all, heated seats! I live in a very cold part of Japan and these seats are heavenly on a cold, snowy day. But more importantly, the real thing of beauty, is the fully adjustable bidet sprayers. You can adjust the strength and angle and I've even found some that have a heated water jet. The Japanese totally got it right with these poopers. I just figured I'd share my enthusiasm on CM because it would probably be better received here than somewhere like Facebook. Yay for self-indulgent shitters!!! [image]local://upfiles/1129492/F1CE21A5C6894C84B9AA598BE7875CBB.jpg[/image] Ya know, when I first saw this thread I thought to myself "This thread is gonna be crappy" but after reading the whole thing and fully digesting it..I believe it's been excreted with sublime purpose..I shit you not! Heated seats?? Say it aint so!!

came4U -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 5:57:21 AM)
I needs to find me some asshole to buy me one of these :)

Icarys -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 6:05:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: came4U I needs to find me some asshole to buy me one of these :) Just look in the mirror and pull out that CC!

came4U -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 6:09:23 AM)
I don't do CC's. Nor do I, or will I in the future owe anyone a thin dime :P

Icarys -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 6:13:54 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: came4U I don't do CC's. Nor do I, or will I in the future owe anyone a thin dime :P Well, this asshole isn't buying you anything![:D]

came4U -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 6:18:31 AM)
quote: Well, this asshole isn't buying you anything! Pfttt, cheap baztard.

Icarys -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 6:19:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: came4U quote: Well, this asshole isn't buying you anything! Pfttt, cheap baztard. Gold diggin Ho....

came4U -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 6:21:36 AM)
quote: Gold diggin Ho.... don't ya mean 'ass-diggin' ho? eesh, with cheapos like you, a gal would end up being washed off in the back yard with a cold hose on the lawn like in Pulp Fiction.

Icarys -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 6:22:49 AM)
quote: a gal would end up being washed off in the back yard with a cold hose on the lawn like in Pulp Fiction. Ya say that like it's a bad thing..Stop the shit already...

came4U -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 6:25:32 AM)
quote: Stop the shit already... uhh, if I could do that, I wouldn't be needin' to get one of these terlets now would I? cheap, an asshole AND slow. Vicious circle :P

Icarys -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 6:31:09 AM)
quote: cheap, an asshole AND slow. Vicious circle :P Speaking of vicious circle. The thought of being anything but and asshole and cheap concerning and "ass-digging ho" as yourself..Well it just turns one's bowels..You're better than fiber but I have to say..much less healthy. Tic'Tock...[:D] I have to relieve myself now..Thanks! Seemed appropriate: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5-yKhDd64s&ob=av3e Ahhh well..It's all fun and games till someone gets their feelers hurt! [:D]

Termyn8or -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 6:56:47 AM)
FR Tisk tisk tisk. All this potty talk. T^T

Icarys -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 6:57:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or FR Tisk tisk tisk. All this potty talk. T^T [:D]

came4U -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 6:59:09 AM)
quote: All this potty talk. He's talkin shit T. Besides, he just said he went to the baffroom, he must have wiped Matrix style cuz he was so fast it is almost admirable.

Icarys -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 7:01:31 AM)
quote: So I've decided that I'm in love with the toilets of Japan. They're great and I have no idea why these haven't become more popular elsewhere outside of Japan. First of all, heated seats! I live in a very cold part of Japan and these seats are heavenly on a cold, snowy day. But more importantly, the real thing of beauty, is the fully adjustable bidet sprayers. You can adjust the strength and angle and I've even found some that have a heated water jet. The Japanese totally got it right with these poopers. I just figured I'd share my enthusiasm on CM because it would probably be better received here than somewhere like Facebook. Yay for self-indulgent shitters!!! I'm not sure which is worse though..Wasting trees or water instead of them. Cool gadget anyway and the warm seats...who wouldn't love those.

Icarys -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 7:04:31 AM)
quote: He's talkin shit T. Yes I am but you were spreading your own brand too. quote: Besides, he just said he went to the baffroom, he must have wiped Matrix style cuz he was so fast it is almost admirable. I'm far less slow than you might have believed..When it's time to go...I don't mess around. This has been fun but it's time to pinch it off. I've got a whole heap of stuff to Do.

came4U -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 7:07:27 AM)
quote: This has been fun but it's time to pinch it off. I've got a whole heap of stuff to Do. ewww. lol TMI, what a shitty way to say g'bye.

Icarys -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 7:29:46 AM)
quote: ewww. lol TMI, what a shitty way to say g'bye. I know..I can be a real stinker at times. [:D]

came4U -> RE: The World's Best Toilets (2/13/2011 7:51:50 AM)
quote: I know..I can be a real stinker at times. uhhhg. Where is that bidet, I feels all durty now. *flushes. WOOOOSH

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