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MistressKisa -> The Exquisite Horror of your New Reality (2/13/2011 11:35:16 AM)

Deviant. Divergent. Divine.

Perverse. Preternatural. Prodigious.

I could go on indefinitely stringing together a blissful aria of allegory that accurately alluded to ambient essence of my aura. But aware My audience, I realize the cacophony when minds cannot grasp such symphony.

So for the majority I imagine reading, confused by the above, I'll offer it in rudiment, and simple, spoken, slow....

I exist where you aren't welcome, and refuse your imagined equality.
And in that simple statement, is the essence of true reality. I will make you love the sickness, of your tragic, flawed, and weak. And you will crawl, and, beg, and cry, all in hopes I permit such a wretched thing residence at My feet.

Basic repetition, I teach the dog a trick. You may not yet realize such, but your hope to prove of use, means you'll next be that bitch.
Special, sublime or something swell, you boys believe your lies, but little proves as beautiful as smiling when you cry.

You will be examined. Measured, weighed, and gauged. Invariably I'll find each flaw that you obscure and try to hide. Due deceit your punishment carries exponential price, but every bitch must come to learn, as never mistake make twice.

And I will cause your longing, and you will ache with need. Begging that I tear you down, you betray your own disease.

There is much you will experience. There is more you will feel. Though if you aspire to more permanent place in My playpen of pawns and pigs, there will be infinite you will accept and endure to receive that I will permit you to learn.


Interests

My interests are as varied as My being, and until I gaze at the flaws and weakness that you exhibit it is hard to say what I might do with you. Present yourself sincerely and ask that I evaluate the creature you are and find purpose for you.

Become clay I mold to My need, realize that the fact that you are here even reading these words is indicative of the fact that you know you are afflicted with a discordance so strong within that your mind can find no way to help you. You have sought, and found, and will now beg to find reason. If you do as I have asked and offer Me that which I can mold, I will give you the reason you seek. If you offer Me anything less, I will humor Myself with your evisceration until you scamper toward the door...


Kinks

Inasmuch as I imagine such necessary, below you will find a brief list of kinks I enjoy indulging when tormenting the various creatures craving My attention. That being said, I am open to entertaining your ideas for additional methods with which I can manipulate My minions….

In no particular order…

CBT
Ballbusting
Sensory Play
Flogging
Spanking
Corporal punishment
Face sitting/smothering
Scissoring
Foot massage/foot worship/shoe worship
Latex and leather
Humiliation and degradation
Slave training
Smoking fetish
Goddess worship


Contact:

To request, or rather, to beg my presence, you may be honored with the privilege to write Me at [email address] Always remember your place in the hierarchy, and write Me with nothing but the utmost respect, deference, and with the knowledge that you are nothing more than a pawn in My game.



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sirsholly -> RE: The Exquisite Horror of your New Reality (2/13/2011 4:53:22 PM)

quote:

I could go on indefinitely stringing together a blissful aria of allegory that accurately alluded to ambient essence of my aura. But aware My audience, I realize the cacophony when minds cannot grasp such symphony.
what the fuck you talking 'bout?




poise -> RE: The Exquisite Horror of your New Reality (2/13/2011 4:59:38 PM)

You could have said all this in one stanza. Your poor audience will be bored to tears.
And while you say many aren't welcome in your existence, I can cut through all
your BS prose and say Welcome to Collarme.




LaTigresse -> RE: The Exquisite Horror of your New Reality (2/13/2011 5:01:44 PM)

Bless your heart...

Best of luck to you here. Welcome.




angelikaJ -> RE: The Exquisite Horror of your New Reality (2/13/2011 5:07:10 PM)

There is a lot of confusion regading 'the sides' of collarme.

This side is the forum side.

People engage with each other in conversation about stuff.

The other side is the 'meet market' if you will.

Your intro here would do well for your text there if it isn't already, but most forum participants won't be that interested in your offerings.

However, welcome to collarme!




BurntKitty -> RE: The Exquisite Horror of your New Reality (2/13/2011 6:38:09 PM)

Welcome to CM.

And huh?




OohAahMrs -> RE: The Exquisite Horror of your New Reality (2/14/2011 4:03:48 AM)

Wake me up at coffee time!




sexyred1 -> RE: The Exquisite Horror of your New Reality (2/14/2011 9:34:48 AM)

OP, I like your use of alliteration.

Otherwise it is all just one big, overly florid ad for sub dudes to write you.

You forget that you probably lost every one of them after your photo, right?




kdsusa7894 -> RE: The Exquisite Horror of your New Reality (2/14/2011 4:14:30 PM)

Welcome to CM, nice use of big words too!! WTFE.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: The Exquisite Horror of your New Reality (2/14/2011 8:26:34 PM)

Welcome to the boards.  And uhhh, yeah, good luck with that.  Better left for the other side.  Join in, participate in the boards, get to know people.  




Docere -> RE: The Exquisite Horror of your New Reality (2/15/2011 1:39:18 PM)

You have a flare for using emotional triggers, just keep in mind that there is a flow to emotion.  Start with the softer triggers and work up to the more potent ones for the best effect.

I do see potential here, in time I imagine you will be quite impressive at manipulating feeling much to the joy of those you crush under your heel.  Unfortunately, this is not the place for it, introductions is more of a hand shake.  No worries though, I got carried away with mine not to long ago.

Take some time to read some of the more popular posts, they will help you get a feel for the community.  Focus on fitting in first and making friends and then find a chew toy.  There is no rush, this is a hobby of a life time after all.




FukinTroll -> RE: The Exquisite Horror of your New Reality (2/15/2011 1:41:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

I could go on indefinitely stringing together a blissful aria of allegory that accurately alluded to ambient essence of my aura. But aware My audience, I realize the cacophony when minds cannot grasp such symphony.
what the fuck you talking 'bout?


I thought we were on V this week?




myotherself -> RE: The Exquisite Horror of your New Reality (2/15/2011 1:45:36 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

I could go on indefinitely stringing together a blissful aria of allegory that accurately alluded to ambient essence of my aura. But aware My audience, I realize the cacophony when minds cannot grasp such symphony.
what the fuck you talking 'bout?


I thought we were on V this week?



Yeah, we are. I'll go with V for Violently Ill. I believe I have purple prose poisoning.

But welcome anyway OP - I hope you find what you're looking for (and not a copy of Roget's, one assumes...)




Delilya -> RE: The Exquisite Horror of your New Reality (2/15/2011 1:48:24 PM)

Good luck




kalikshama -> RE: The Exquisite Horror of your New Reality (2/16/2011 4:10:31 AM)

I think your target audience would appreciate more pictures and less purple prose.

You have a much wider audience over here on the forum side. If you sow condescension, you may not like what you reap.




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