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ResidentSadist -> RE: Best First Date Questions (2/18/2011 9:46:49 AM)

I love good beer
I like horror movies a lot
I enjoy interesting or complex people (but life should be simple)
Spelling and grammar mistakes are mildly annoying
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I do put out on first dates
I am great long term relationship material
I am politically liberal
I am not a fan of conventional Christian religions
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. . . I feel so cheap and predictable because the questions were accurate in my case.   




kissheels -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 2:40:02 AM)

Think there is any chance Your Twin Sister will join Us??




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 2:50:24 AM)

I start every first-date with STYLE.

"I am utterly insane.  I am going to be the guy you will say to your future boyfriend was the biggest mistake in your life.  I will wear you out emotionally.  Your mother and father will hate me.  Your dog will bark at me.  Your cat will like me because cats love me.  Your body will never ever be the same by the end of it all.  You will hate me, but you will still admit I was the best sex you ever had.  Your next boyfriend will want to punch me if he saw me.  However he cannot.  Because I was trained by ninjas in Alaska.  I plan to also see your best friend.  With that all said, let's order some salad."




windchymes -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 9:43:40 AM)


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ORIGINAL: kissheels

Think there is any chance Your Twin Sister will join Us??


That's still world's better than "Think there is any chance Your Mom will join Us??" [:)]




Tantriqu -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 10:33:38 AM)

Part of why women PREFER sites that ask questions ;-) Weeds out the do-me types. Any guys with profiles resembling 'blah blah blah why do I hafta write something here' are not gunna be tender and giving.
'Will he put out on the first date?' means nothing for women: for most of us, the important determinants would be 'Is he good in bed and willing to learn?'

Besides, why would I listen to a poll using words like 'prepaired' and 'desent'?





GreedyTop -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 10:40:50 AM)

how many people you've had an *ahem*  allegedly  SERIOUS relationship with  have you alienated in the past 12 months?




Tantriqu -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 12:52:49 PM)

?? Dude!
I had one serious [i.e., not serial], and we broke up, not 'alienated' since he still e-mails me occasionally.
His initial message and profile were very nice, and neither of us jump in the sack on the first date. So although promising, it was less than I wanted, but enjoyable for several months.




flcouple2009 -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 1:01:55 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1
I hate OkCupid, but let me get this straight...

If my date asks me if I like beer and I say no (because I hate beer) will this now stop these idiots from assuming I will have sex with them on the first date?

Because if so, I will add a bling-ed out button to all my other jewelry that says, I Hate Beer and that issue will be solved.


No silly.  That just tells them to ply you with something else.  [;)]




GreedyTop -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 2:08:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

?? Dude!
I had one serious [i.e., not serial], and we broke up, not 'alienated' since he still e-mails me occasionally.
His initial message and profile were very nice, and neither of us jump in the sack on the first date. So although promising, it was less than I wanted, but enjoyable for several months.



ok, so that question wouldnt apply to you. :)




MrRodgers -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 6:34:25 PM)

I just tell 'em look...if you play your cards right, you can get into my pants. Yes...yes most seem to come-up Aces.




FukinTroll -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 7:45:34 PM)

Spit or swallow?

Slurp~




windchymes -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 9:25:52 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Spit or swallow?

Slurp~




I'm a little confused.....is slurp one of the options??? [8D]




sexyred1 -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 9:29:01 PM)


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

I start every first-date with STYLE.

"I am utterly insane.  I am going to be the guy you will say to your future boyfriend was the biggest mistake in your life.  I will wear you out emotionally.  Your mother and father will hate me.  Your dog will bark at me.  Your cat will like me because cats love me.  Your body will never ever be the same by the end of it all.  You will hate me, but you will still admit I was the best sex you ever had.  Your next boyfriend will want to punch me if he saw me.  However he cannot.  Because I was trained by ninjas in Alaska.  I plan to also see your best friend.  With that all said, let's order some salad."



I think I dated your Uncle....




girlygurl -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 11:31:57 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

Spit or swallow?

Slurp~


[sm=rofl.gif]




MaxsBoy -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 11:35:51 PM)

What first date appropriate question can I ask to find out if he keeps his knives sharp, or if he prefers then dull?




FukinTroll -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 11:37:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MaxsBoy

What first date appropriate question can I ask to find out if he keeps his knives sharp, or if he prefers then dull?


Ask which is his favorite of the two...

Sling Blade

Silence of the Lambs




GreedyTop -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 11:39:02 PM)

damn.. two of my favorite movies!




FukinTroll -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 11:45:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

damn.. two of my favorite movies!


And would you look at that! There is one of my favorite slurp toys.

Slurp~




MaxsBoy -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 11:48:38 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

damn.. two of my favorite movies!


Well hello there. [;)]  *flirt*




GreedyTop -> RE: Best First Date Questions (3/19/2011 11:59:34 PM)

*flirts back*

*sends out tacklehugs*




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