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came4U -> Sniff (2/17/2011 11:41:28 PM)

When will it end? lol

Gaga’s Fragrance Will Reportedly Smell Like “Blood and Semen” http://fashionista.com/2011/01/gagas-fragrance-will-reportedly-smell-like-blood-and-semen/

dunno whether to laugh or cry.




myotherself -> RE: Sniff (2/17/2011 11:42:49 PM)


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ORIGINAL: came4U


dunno whether to laugh or cry.



I'm going with 'vomit'...[:'(]




came4U -> RE: Sniff (2/17/2011 11:45:08 PM)

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I'm going with 'vomit'...


Careful.  Some anorexic model might get the crazy idea to bottle that smell too LOL




myotherself -> RE: Sniff (2/17/2011 11:53:50 PM)

I think they use that perfume in the toilets of my local bar...

At least on a saturday night!




came4U -> RE: Sniff (2/17/2011 11:56:23 PM)

quote:

I think they use that perfume in the toilets of my local bar...

At least on a saturday night!


either smell to me would be sex-repellent.  I mean semen ok, but stale semen, yukko. Blood n vomit don't bother me--IF they occur naturally lol but no clue why someone would want to re-create any of the three.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Sniff (2/18/2011 2:26:38 AM)

Oh great, the glorified sideshow attraction gets her own perfume.  Meanwhile the omniscient Katy Perry (or as I affectionately dub her, My Lady Katy) gets shafted at the Grammy's and has a criminally short segment.  My name is NocturnalStalker and I do not appreciate this lack of respect to someone as talented as Katy Perry.

Oh yeah, sure, you'll say that Katy Perry has gotten some skin showing in her videos and in one even had her in nothing at all.  But you see, Katy Perry can get away with that because she actually looks like a woman!  That Gaga, she's a freak.  Why, I bet that is Marilyn Manson *fooling* us all!  Her music sucks, she tries too hard, she has no morals or family values, she encourages women to get gangbanged by hispanics, and you know what?  I don't like her.




gungadin09 -> RE: Sniff (2/18/2011 3:03:30 AM)

Comes with a coupon for a free blow job.

pam




came4U -> RE: Sniff (2/18/2011 3:05:27 AM)

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My name is NocturnalStalker and I do not appreciate this lack of respect to someone as talented as Katy Perry.


Is that YOU, Russel? LOL




Hillwilliam -> RE: Sniff (2/18/2011 4:18:02 AM)

Lady Gaga is proof (and the result) that Marilyn Manson and Madonna had sex.




came4U -> RE: Sniff (2/18/2011 4:35:00 AM)

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Lady Gaga is proof (and the result) that Marilyn Manson and Madonna had sex.


...........while Tom Cruise jumped on his back holding a big hunk of meat!!

IT'S EVIL I TELL YOU!!!




NocturnalStalker -> RE: Sniff (2/18/2011 4:59:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: came4U

quote:

My name is NocturnalStalker and I do not appreciate this lack of respect to someone as talented as Katy Perry.


Is that YOU, Russel? LOL



Don't mention that name.




came4U -> RE: Sniff (2/18/2011 5:06:46 AM)

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Don't mention that name.


somebody's jealous :P




PyrotheClown -> RE: Sniff (2/18/2011 6:08:30 PM)

A perfume?
shit, I smell like that now...cept with an air of desperation and a feight woft of paint thinner and gasoline, but the majority of the stench is blood and semen



Wonder if I got a chance with gaga, never been with a rich chick before... and she's gotta be a freak in bed....anyone got her number?




MercTech -> RE: Sniff (2/20/2011 5:31:24 AM)

What I want is the perfect cologne to attract women. It should probably smell like newly printed money.

Stefan




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