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No sex since 1955 - 2/18/2011 8:58:52 PM   
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No sex since 1955

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college..
There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955!"

She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

Gotta love "Military time"!!!
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RE: No sex since 1955 - 2/18/2011 10:41:07 PM   
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LOL Love it!!

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RE: No sex since 1955 - 2/18/2011 10:52:01 PM   
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LMFAO!!! I know quite a few 'crusty old' Marines, and can so see this happening!

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RE: No sex since 1955 - 2/18/2011 10:54:50 PM   
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Giving credit where it's due.  I liked this one.

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RE: No sex since 1955 - 2/18/2011 11:12:13 PM   
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*snert* I'm going to have to copy this and send it to a few of my ex-military friends and associates. ;)

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RE: No sex since 1955 - 2/18/2011 11:47:52 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: WyldHrt

I know quite a few 'crusty old' Marines


Um, "know" in what manner, Wyld? 


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RE: No sex since 1955 - 2/18/2011 11:51:06 PM   
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OK, my Dad was USAF..but I can SO imagine him saying this... lol

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RE: No sex since 1955 - 2/19/2011 3:54:21 PM   
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hahahaha win

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RE: No sex since 1955 - 2/19/2011 6:35:26 PM   
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quote:

Um, "know" in what manner, Wyld? 

Let's just say that I have 'served my country' a time or two....


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RE: No sex since 1955 - 2/19/2011 7:34:26 PM   
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Cute!

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RE: No sex since 1955 - 2/21/2011 3:43:16 PM   
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Gotsta love this one! 

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RE: No sex since 1955 - 2/22/2011 4:02:01 PM   
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SEMPER FI

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