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13 Misleading Riddles - 5/4/2006 11:02:45 AM   
Rumtiger


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1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well,
I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?


2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?



3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm
called a big swinger. What am I?



4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I?



5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do. What am I?



6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not
to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?



7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first. What am I?



8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me. What am I?


9. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?



10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news. What am I?



11. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your
fingers to get me off. What am I?



12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
What am I?



13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and
plead for it. What am I?



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-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
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RE: 13 Misleading Riddles - 5/4/2006 11:13:04 AM   
siouxie


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Status: offline 		number 4s the titanic - haven't looked properly at the others yet


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RE: 13 Misleading Riddles - 5/4/2006 11:14:06 AM   
siouxie


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1 is a nose

2 is peanut butter

3 is a demolition swinger type thing

4 is the titanic

5 is a tent

6

7 is a ring

8 is an elevator

9

10 is the newspaper delivery boy/girl

11 is a pair of gloves

12 is an arrow

13 is a defence lawyer

(edited cos i spelt something wrong!)

< Message edited by siouxie -- 5/4/2006 11:19:04 AM >

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RE: 13 Misleading Riddles - 5/4/2006 11:14:30 AM   
Rumtiger


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< Message edited by Rumtiger -- 5/4/2006 11:15:09 AM >

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: 13 Misleading Riddles - 5/4/2006 11:15:58 AM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		hey wait..are you looking these up? lol

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Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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RE: 13 Misleading Riddles - 5/4/2006 11:36:34 AM   
siouxie


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quote:

lovely Brit


???  well thank you, i guess i'm flattered!

as for looking them up - i wouldn't even know where! as you can tell most of them are no doubt wrong, but a valiant effort nonetheless, i feel!

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RE: 13 Misleading Riddles - 5/4/2006 1:09:13 PM   
BitaTruble


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

I'll give everyone a chance to answer a bit before I put the actual answers up lol
 
1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well,
I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?
 
nose



2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

peanut butter



3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm
called a big swinger. What am I?

crane



4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I?


Titanic

5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do. What am I?

tent

6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not
to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

dentist

7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first. What am I?

wedding ring

8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

submarine

9. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

chewing gum

10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news. What am I?

only thing I can think of for this one is some kind of grass roots supporter for an election or something

11. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your
fingers to get me off. What am I?

gloves

12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
What am I?

arrow

13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and
plead for it. What am I?

lawyer


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RE: 13 Misleading Riddles - 5/4/2006 1:35:49 PM   
Gauge


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

I'll give everyone a chance to answer a bit before I put the actual answers up lol
 
1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well,
I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?


2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?



3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm
called a big swinger. What am I?



4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long.
A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I?



5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do. What am I?



6. When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not
to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?



7. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
best man always has me first. What am I?



8. All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me. What am I?


9. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?



10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box.
When I come, it's news. What am I?



11. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your
fingers to get me off. What am I?



12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
What am I?



13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and
plead for it. What am I?




1. Nose

2. Peanutbutter

3. A construction crane

4. The Titanic

5. A boat

6. A dentist

7. Wedding Ring

8. Either an elevator or a mine train

9. Bubble gum

10. Paperboy

11. A pair of gloves

12. An arrow

13. A lawyer

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RE: 13 Misleading Riddles - 5/4/2006 4:57:00 PM   
Rumtiger


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Status: offline 		that was too easy for you guys, musta cheated heh.

1A Nose -

2Peanut Butter -

3.A Crane -

4. The Titanic -

5. A Tent -

6.A Dentist -

7. A Wedding Ring -

8. An Elevator -

9. Chewing Gum -

10.A Newspaper Boy -

11. A Glove -

12. An Arrow -

13. An Attorney -


_____________________________

Fuck the Pandas!
-Moi

Mmm, I love me some kickboxers, you know why? Cause ya'll cant take a punch!
- Quentin Tarantino.

If they cant take a joke, fuck em.
-Tucker Max

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