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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
VC is not only a despicable HNG, she's a 6' 4" man with chronic and vicious halitosis, hairy palms, a monobrow and no discernable neck. I should know - she was once my girlfriend.

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
She was facken gorgeous. Just how I like 'em!

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner


<struggles into the kevlar-plated suit on the basis that he's so often wrong, mumbling thanks to Oldhen>

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
VC is not only a despicable HNG, she's a 6' 4" man with chronic and vicious halitosis, hairy palms, a monobrow and no discernable neck. I should know - she was once my girlfriend.

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
She was facken gorgeous. Just how I like 'em!

This doesn't scan .... unless you need serious therapy       [sm=smile.gif]

But then I've completely lost the plot now - depending on which source you turn to she's cute, she's adorable, she's a sinister octogenarian with very limited understanding of personal hygiene, she's an innocent maiden, she's a despicable HNG and she's facken gorgeous. I think we need verified pics.

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen

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ORIGINAL: Sundowner

Could that be because there's no such thing as a fake female submissive? Any twue female is just naturally submissive. Isn't she?     [sm=duck.gif]

Quick, don this flame retardent kevlar plated suit of shiny armor before the ladies get bored on Ask A Mistresss and read the above!

Oh! I always thought that Ask A Mistress was a section for ladies who hang around with married men. Have I got that wrong then?

<struggles into the kevlar-plated suit on the basis that he's so often wrong, mumbling thanks to Oldhen>

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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear
Well SD, if all else fails, you can always hop back into your boat and sail towards Australia.

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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

But, but, but........... the prevarication set up by Creepy is absofukkenlutely shocking.  I cannot believe that such a lie was told and that we fell for it.  My heart now goes pitter-patter at the awfulness of the bold untruths told by such a vile creature as Creepy.  Never again will I be able to trust anything asked on the forums by the various HNGs, myriad douchecanoes and assorted asstards who try to take in this poor little submissive into believing them.

FOR SHAME!!!!!  [;)]

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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

It's all very confusing isn't it? You're best off just believing me. I'm a good honest stalker and you should never have doubted my story.

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

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ORIGINAL: Wolf2Bear
Well SD, if all else fails, you can always hop back into your boat and sail towards Australia.

definitely, sd. i'll clean up the sunroom for you (apt, isn't it??)

please stop by canada and pick up a certain hairy bear and a supply of nanimo bars and reeses pieces!

both those will ensure you plenty of grateful kisses.

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious

The imprisoned wench was subsequentlyyours. Duh. :p

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

[image]http://residentsadist.com/pics/creepy.jpg[/image]

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ORIGINAL: CreepyStalker

PROOF AT LAST! Thank you, hopefully the doubters will now feel thoroughly ashamed of themselves. That is indeed Boris (I'll admit, he does look rather good for 86) and although I'm pulling my standard regular photo pose, I'm sure you can see the deep sorrow and suffering in my eyes. This is a desperately sad and poignant image.

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ORIGINAL: VaguelyCurious
Hahahahahah! Ohmygod, I love you RS. :D

Please can I post that on fetlife if I credit you? Pretty please with a cherry on top?