Profane Poet And Limerick Society

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SleepingTiger -> Profane Poet And Limerick Society (2/21/2011 5:28:30 AM)
Let's see how many of these we can come up with? An insatiable nymph from Penzance Travelled the bus to South Hants Three others f****d her Besides the conductor And the driver came twice in his pants.. ..[:D]

Hillwilliam -> RE: Profane Poet And Limerick Society (2/21/2011 5:31:27 AM)
There was a young man from O'Doul Who had a long and marvelous tool He could use it to plow Or to diddle a cow Or just as a cue stick at pool There was a young man from Eau Claire Who was plumbing his girl on the stair The Bannister Broke And he doubled his stroke And finished her off in midair

myotherself -> RE: Profane Poet And Limerick Society (2/21/2011 5:34:41 AM)
There was a young man from Darjeeling Who got on a bus bound for Ealing The sign on the door said don't cum on the floor So he lay down and came on the ceiling

SleepingTiger -> RE: Profane Poet And Limerick Society (2/21/2011 5:40:25 AM)
The first mates name was Topper By god he had a whopper Twice round the deck Once round his neck And up his arse for a stopper

poise -> RE: Profane Poet And Limerick Society (2/21/2011 5:42:51 AM)
There once was a plumber from Lee Who was plumbing his girl by the sea She said Stop your plumbing, There’s somebody coming! Said the plumber still plumbing… It’s me!

SleepingTiger -> RE: Profane Poet And Limerick Society (2/21/2011 5:47:49 AM)
There once was a man from St Pauls Who travelled the music halls His favorite trick Was to stand on his prick And roll off the stage on his balls

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