mydestiny2043
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What is a lesbian’s favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar
What is a zebra?
26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.
What is better than a cold Bud?
A warm bush.
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
$3.99 a minute.
What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, there under a buck.
What is the definition of “making love”?
Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.
What is the definition of a menstrual period?
A bloody waste of fucking time.
What is the definition of a perfect lover?
A man with a nine inch tongue who can breath through his ears.
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Fate determines who will come into your life...................
You decide who stays,and who goes !!!!
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