I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life

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AquaticSub -> I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/21/2011 1:24:45 PM)
Why? Because I was all set to boink this yummy young thing when he HAS to remind that it's a bad idea to make the humpity-bumpity with people that I have to deal with in a professional setting all the time. Grr... Valyraen is in another state as we do the long distance thing to get the moved planned out and I haven't been laid in at least a month. I'm having serious issues here!!! >.< Horny Aquas are scary creatures! Therefore, and he requested that I publish this, I am offically blaming SciFi for my lack of a sex life despite his being in another state. Take that you troublemaker! Now the Internet knows your cock-blocking ways! waits to see if he returns to CM to defend himself

Hillwilliam -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/21/2011 1:26:49 PM)
Wb aqua.

AquaticSub -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/21/2011 1:28:19 PM)
I like to think that I didn't leave so much I as I underwent a minor hibernation brought on by the overwhelming realization that I'm living in West Virginia. And not getting laid until either Val moves in or I find some cute poly ass. It's quite an adjustment...

Hillwilliam -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/21/2011 1:34:04 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub I like to think that I didn't leave so much I as I underwent a minor hibernation brought on by the overwhelming realization that I'm living in West Virginia. And not getting laid until either Val moves in or I find some cute poly ass. It's quite an adjustment... Let me guess. A hot lookin bag boy was helping you take your groceries out and you whispered "hey I've got an itchy pussy" He looks over and in his best West by GAWD Virginia accent says "I'm sorry Ma'am youre a gonna have to point it out to me cause all them Japanese cars look alike"

AquaticSub -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/21/2011 1:42:02 PM)
snickers I'm not that bold! But desperate times may call for desperate measures... [:D]

soul2share -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/21/2011 6:10:20 PM)
Yeah Aqua, Sci is a terrible tease! He should be stepping up and taking care of your little problem! VA and WV aren't so far apart......he could hop on his bike, be there in a few hours and you'd be aaaaaalllllllll better! That boy needs a spankin'!!!!!!!

AquaticSub -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/22/2011 5:21:21 AM)
He has promised to visit once the weather gets warmer. Of course by then Val will have moved in. pouts

myotherself -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/22/2011 5:37:50 AM)
aaawwww....poor Aqua! Guess I wouldn't help much if I told you I had so much sex 'n spanking this weekend I couldn't even consider a shag for a few more days?

ShaharThorne -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/22/2011 2:53:19 PM)
I don't get a jiggly of the breasts from Bo...unless he is buzzed...I am buying the case when I go down in April...then I will get a little something. Guess I have to make do with messages in my Cmail.

soul2share -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/22/2011 9:07:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: myotherself aaawwww....poor Aqua! Guess I wouldn't help much if I told you I had so much sex 'n spanking this weekend I couldn't even consider a shag for a few more days? I don't know how much help it is to her, but it's of absolutely NO help to me at all! mumblegrumbleobnoxiouslittlebunnygrumblemumble quote: ORIGINAL: AquaticSub He has promised to visit once the weather gets warmer. Of course by then Val will have moved in. pouts WARMER???? Puh-leeze...tell the little wuss to bundle up and get his ass in gear!

GreedyTop -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/23/2011 4:18:40 AM)
Aqua..at least you have smeone to look forward to! I agree.. it's ALL Sci's fault!

sirsholly -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/23/2011 4:44:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share mumblegrumbleobnoxiouslittlebunnygrumblemumble [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/bunnysadf.gif[/image]

sirsholly -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/23/2011 4:46:43 AM)
quote: it's ALL Sci's fault! Poor SciFi must be in the Twilight Zone [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/twzonesmiley.gif[/image]

Moonhead -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/23/2011 4:58:37 AM)
Writing SF has got me laid a few times. I don't call it scifi though, as that was Forrest Ackerman's term. Maybe he's the problem?

outhere69 -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/23/2011 6:34:45 PM)
hrmph All this tawk of fornication ain't helping hrmph

soul2share -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/23/2011 7:02:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sirsholly quote: ORIGINAL: soul2share mumblegrumbleobnoxiouslittlebunnygrumblemumble [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/bunnysadf.gif[/image] Bunny started it! [image]http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/pfft2.gif[/image]

Daddysredhead -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/23/2011 8:13:13 PM)
Isn't is terrible when Sci gets all sensible and tells you things like boinking a co-worker type person isn't the best idea? (He's right though, lol) I agree that Sci is a tease. I've seen how he makez the wimminz crazy then walks away laughing... He's a bad man, that Sci. [;)]

soul2share -> RE: I blame SciFi for my lack of a sex life (2/23/2011 9:07:32 PM)
I don't know about the rest of ya'll, but I think Sci needs a spanking! The line forms behind me!

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