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sexyisback -> Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 2:30:53 PM)
I am a newbie to the board and wanted to say Hello from Tennessee. I am a natural submissive searching for a passionate and loving dominant. I am a bit disappointed with the regular site but what is a sub to do. After all a Good Dom is hard to find

FukinTroll -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 2:36:38 PM)
Well darlin you are on the proper side of the site now. Welcome! SLURP!

mnottertail -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 2:39:17 PM)
Hello, confused here though: under consideration and sexyisback nick. But hey!!! Welcome!!!!

sexyisback -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 2:42:10 PM)
Oh a subbie told me that consideration note would keep the flakes and fakes away... It doesn't seem to work well at all...lol

JohnWarren -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 2:44:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyisback Oh a subbie told me that consideration note would keep the flakes and fakes away... It doesn't seem to work well at all...lol Even nerve gas and mine fields don't keep them away. Just look at it as looking for a diamond ring in a dumpster. You gotta go through a lot of shit to accomplish your goal

FukinTroll -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 2:44:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyisback Oh a subbie told me that consideration note would keep the flakes and fakes away... It doesn't seem to work well at all...lol There is a better way, just put on your profile that you are owned by FukinTroll, but available for lease. It will cut down on a lot of fake mail... but you will be inundated with "I hate the Troll" mail from the D's.

mnottertail -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 2:45:29 PM)
Oh, look at you now...they're gonna be all kinda freaks up in your grille. Seriously? If someone was to really and truely ask me if I was a girl the first thing I would do on CollarMe? hide my profile for one month to get off the newbie board, and get out here alot. Or just pop right by my house right now.

sexyisback -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 2:46:10 PM)
I will keep that in mind or in the dumpster of my brain.

FukinTroll -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 2:52:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyisback I will keep that in mind or in the dumpster of my brain. Hmmm... I know what it means when I say dumpster of my brain... lemme see if I can get a common point of reference here. This dumpster [sm=sex.gif] This dumpster [sm=axe.gif] This dumpster [sm=blasted.gif] Maybe this dumpster [sm=doghouse.gif] Or possibly this one [sm=wtf.gif] And on the off chance this dumpster [sm=yahoo.gif] Inquiring minds want to know. SLURP!

sexyisback -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 2:55:24 PM)
It was a joke sir...lol

FukinTroll -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 2:56:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyisback It was a joke sir...lol Methinks you have a sadistic streak... now I am going to be fretting over which dumpster it is... oh woe is me... I hate being a fake dom. SLURP!

mnottertail -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 3:00:20 PM)
I'll fight you for her.....

FukinTroll -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 3:04:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail I'll fight you for her..... Alrighty mister 101010101 face, basically... thumb wrestling at high noon. [sm=slappy.gif]

mnottertail -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 3:08:48 PM)
Done!!!! Eastern or Central time?

FukinTroll -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 3:11:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Done!!!! Eastern or Central time? YES! Um... I was under the impression, Hup, that you own a large farm, been farming all your life and just assumed that like most farmers, the combine has given you the thumbs up a time or two. I may have been wrong.

sexyisback -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 3:14:05 PM)
no fighting please... I want a passionate lover not a fighter[sm=adminwatch.gif][sm=adminwatch.gif]

mnottertail -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 3:14:18 PM)
I am more of a Oliver Wendell Douglas gentleman farmer type.

sexyisback -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 3:16:49 PM)
an intellect with farming skills??? Let me think on that as i go and find someone to spank me ...

FukinTroll -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 3:30:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyisback no fighting please... I want a passionate lover not a fighter Well Hup.. fore or aft? I think her real name is Share'n.

LadyPact -> RE: Hello, Im new (2/23/2011 3:33:00 PM)
Welcome to the forums. quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Oh, look at you now...they're gonna be all kinda freaks up in your grille. Seriously? If someone was to really and truely ask me if I was a girl the first thing I would do on CollarMe? hide my profile for one month to get off the newbie board, and get out here alot. Or just pop right by my house right now. I happen to agree with the highlighted above. The worst crap that you'll receive via email (and the most in volume) is going to be during that 'new user' period. (I can't remember if that status is for one month or two.) Think of it as being fresh meat and dealing with sharks. The same sharks that are betting that, since you are new, you're not all that familiar with the reporting system and/or trying to be nice and answer every note that you'll know in a few months isn't worth your time. They are betting on your inexperience all the way around. You'll find the forum folks are more willing to treat you like a person, rather than meat. Enjoy your stay and get to know the mail system. (Block, delete, report when necessary.)

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