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LillyBoPeep -> For your consideration -- (2/24/2011 7:10:35 AM)

the hilarity of http://submissivewomensecrets.com/
i mentioned it jokingly in another thread, but thought it deserved a thread of its own.

i honestly think this is where all the creepy internet "Dominates" come from =p haha




Hillwilliam -> RE: For your consideration -- (2/24/2011 7:26:27 AM)

WOWWWW only $19.99 too.




SexyBossyBBW -> RE: For your consideration -- (2/24/2011 9:37:57 AM)

[sm=binky.gif]!   There's probably a site exactly like that, with DomiNATE woman secrets for sale.    M




sexyred1 -> RE: For your consideration -- (2/24/2011 9:45:49 AM)

That site is hilarious.

I particularly like how he states that 12% of all women are submissive. What research is that from?

Also, how he is able to give you the Lesbian Sex Secrets, oooooooh baby!!!

The sad thing is, some schmuck will send the 19.99 to paypal and get some god awful bullshit version of the Rules and believe it because they need to.




sophia37 -> RE: For your consideration -- (2/24/2011 3:37:20 PM)

So lets speculate about the FREE web sites men can find submissive sluts on. My first guess would be craigslist? lol Oh no, dont tell me, perhaps the other site would be collarme? lol too funny.

Lets not forget, its a well known fact that once a woman goes lesbian, she never goes back to men. Unless perhaps she's bi or a gold digger or drunk or any number of other reasons. Maybe I'll get that ebook. Im curious about dyke sex secrets.

Oh and ladies, we are so so predictable. Did you k now we are programmed that way? No? Well ebook number two is the book for you!




sophia37 -> RE: For your consideration -- (2/24/2011 3:40:49 PM)

Well well, look what I found! By the web site that brought you submissive women, we now have, how to change your identity!
http://www.ariza-research.com/new-id/ Airza research! This sites just as strange, maybe even more so!




sophia37 -> RE: For your consideration -- (2/24/2011 3:44:23 PM)

Ta-da! The mother load:
http://www.ariza-research.com/




Termyn8or -> RE: For your consideration -- (2/24/2011 3:58:28 PM)

I just ordered two !

But order today before the price is increased!
[image]http://submissivewomensecrets.com/images/paypal-verified-sunburst.jpg[/image]   To Order - Click Here!   [image]http://submissivewomensecrets.com/images/paypal-verified-sunburst.jpg[/image]
The transaction is safe and secure as you don't spend any of your "hard earned money". And an $85 value ! How could anyone pass this up ? This is the greasest thing since sliced bread.

Note that I would rather slice my own bread. (for those who can see it - PUN INTENDED)

T^T

ETA : I just noticed that the cursor says those images are links, you might want to remove the code for the links, I don't know how.

T^T




LillyBoPeep -> RE: For your consideration -- (2/24/2011 7:49:07 PM)

reprogramming submissive women is easier than programming the DVR, yanno?
they come with a remote and everything.
that's also where you find the "stop" button to get them to stop the incessant masturbating, because they're SO hypersexual. =p

haha




FukinTroll -> RE: For your consideration -- (2/24/2011 10:37:24 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sexyred1

That site is hilarious.

I particularly like how he states that 12% of all women are submissive. What research is that from?

Also, how he is able to give you the Lesbian Sex Secrets, oooooooh baby!!!

The sad thing is, some schmuck will send the 19.99 to paypal and get some god awful bullshit version of the Rules and believe it because they need to.


Just so ya know, 79.3% of all statistics are made up.
SLURP!




JohnWarren -> RE: For your consideration -- (2/24/2011 10:43:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sophia37

Well well, look what I found! By the web site that brought you submissive women, we now have, how to change your identity!
http://www.ariza-research.com/new-id/ Airza research! This sites just as strange, maybe even more so!



Once the jerks try to come on to women like the first book suggests, they damned well better change their identity.




LillyBoPeep -> RE: For your consideration -- (2/24/2011 10:45:42 PM)

quite true JohnWarren =p it's a cause and effect relationship




Marc2b -> RE: For your consideration -- (2/25/2011 7:02:32 AM)

quote:

I particularly like how he states that 12% of all women are submissive. What research is that from?


My guess is that the first response of 88% of the women he's tried this on is to slap him.

I envision him standing on a street corner, clip board and pen in hand, "polling" women as they go by...

"Kneel bitch!"
SMACK
Hmmm... That one goes in the "not submissive" column.




LillyBoPeep -> RE: For your consideration -- (2/25/2011 7:11:12 AM)

hahaha Marc2b ^_^




Buzzzz -> RE: For your consideration -- (3/6/2011 4:11:39 PM)

"They don't care how much money you have. They don't care what kind of car you drive. They don't even care what you look like. In fact, you can get all the submissive women you want without spending a dime - I'll show you how! "

and later
"in a matter of minutes - without spending a dime of your hard-earned money! "

and later
"
I can confidently guarantee that you won't find this information anywhere else so I'm sure I could get at least $50 for it, but during this special introductory period I'll let you have everything for only $19.99. "

[:-][sm=jerry.gif][sm=jerry.gif]





LillyBoPeep -> RE: For your consideration -- (3/6/2011 7:38:12 PM)

well those aren't dimes, that's foldin' money, duh. =p 




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