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My Favorite Animal - 2/24/2011 7:46:16 AM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried  chicken."   She said I wasn't  funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in the class laughed.
 
     My parents  told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am.  Fried chicken is my favorite animal.  I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. 
 
     I do, too.  Especially chicken, pork and beef.  Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.  I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.  Then he told me not to do it again.  
  
     The next  day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.  I told her it was chicken.  She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.  So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. 
 

     She sent me  back to the principal's office again.  He laughed, and told me not to do it again.  I don't understand.  My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.  
 

     Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.  I  told her, "Colonel Sanders."  Guess where I am now...  

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RE: My Favorite Animal - 2/25/2011 12:07:43 AM   
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Status: offline 		giggling, my Dad is gonna love this one. Gotta call him tomorrow and share.

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RE: My Favorite Animal - 2/25/2011 1:18:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		My favorite animal is the liger.

Cute joke, Poohbear!!

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RE: My Favorite Animal - 2/25/2011 7:45:29 AM   
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Status: offline 		Just for you Hlen, pic of a liger! 




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RE: My Favorite Animal - 2/25/2011 9:54:37 PM   
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Status: offline 		What a beautiful animal!! Thanks Poobear (actually I was quoting Napolean Dynamite)!!

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RE: My Favorite Animal - 2/26/2011 5:34:53 AM   
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Status: offline 		I love that movie, it's been ages since I've seen it. 

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RE: My Favorite Animal - 2/26/2011 7:55:50 AM   
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RE: My Favorite Animal - 3/2/2011 9:07:07 AM   
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Status: offline 		lol awesomeness now to can it and sell it

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RE: My Favorite Animal - 3/2/2011 9:52:31 AM   
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Status: offline 		As long as you don't choke a chunk of chokey chicken in class you should be fine. :-)

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RE: My Favorite Animal - 3/2/2011 12:39:44 PM   
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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Just for you Hlen, pic of a liger! 





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RE: My Favorite Animal - 3/2/2011 2:41:09 PM   
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Status: offline 		What a cute joke....I love the Liger too....

I saw this video recently of a flightless almost extinct parrot in New Zealand called a Kakapo.....it is so sad they are so endangered but a cute video and a cute bird...hey these parrots are desperate to mate!  Oops didn't want to steal the thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY

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RE: My Favorite Animal - 3/2/2011 2:58:19 PM   
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What a cute joke....I love the Liger too....

I saw this video recently of a flightless almost extinct parrot in New Zealand called a Kakapo.....it is so sad they are so endangered but a cute video and a cute bird...hey these parrots are desperate to mate!  Oops didn't want to steal the thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY


What would you call that offspring??


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RE: My Favorite Animal - 3/2/2011 3:00:35 PM   
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RE: My Favorite Animal - 3/2/2011 7:04:59 PM   
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Status: offline 		I've seen that before and have considered using a screenshot as a background, but I can never decide which shot to use.

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RE: My Favorite Animal - 3/4/2011 1:25:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		hahahaha. i literally laughed out loud reading it. lol. your teach just have no sense of humor! your answers were totally legit. lol.

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