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sexyred1 -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (2/28/2011 12:11:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Perhaps snakes are not the best pet for attracting females.

The sane ones, at least.




How wrong you are....we females (at least redheaded ones) love snakeskin handbags and shoes and any man offering such, would be indeed rewarded.

But only genuine, we hate fakes.




0ldhen -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (2/28/2011 9:01:05 PM)


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Here's the deal Hen, you look in Ohio, I'll look here and we should be able to manage to find 2 trollettes for his Trollishness.  Can't have him doing the searching cuz most women just don't know about the "cuz YER  SUPPOSED TO".  [:D]


Well I have personally sent out several cmails to likely Trollesess. Now I am off to the local college with some rope and chocolates.




0ldhen -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (2/28/2011 9:02:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Perhaps snakes are not the best pet for attracting females.

The sane ones, at least.




If this is a true statement then why the hell has every guy I've ever met tried to get me to pet something called a "one eyed snake".




FukinTroll -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (2/28/2011 9:04:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen


quote:

ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Here's the deal Hen, you look in Ohio, I'll look here and we should be able to manage to find 2 trollettes for his Trollishness.  Can't have him doing the searching cuz most women just don't know about the "cuz YER  SUPPOSED TO".  [:D]


Well I have personally sent out several cmails to likely Trollesess. Now I am off to the local college with some rope and chocolates.


I thought I smelled sex and candy.

SLURP~




NocturnalStalker -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (2/28/2011 10:03:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sexyred1


quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Perhaps snakes are not the best pet for attracting females.

The sane ones, at least.




How wrong you are....we females (at least redheaded ones) love snakeskin handbags and shoes and any man offering such, would be indeed rewarded.

But only genuine, we hate fakes.


I do not trust you red-headed harlots.




LadyRian -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/1/2011 8:54:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll



I thought I smelled sex and candy.

SLURP~




Mmmm! Sex and candy. Works for me, and attracts just as much attention as sniffing bicycle seats! Well, ok, maybe not as much....

Hi Troll!  Nice to meet ya!




FukinTroll -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/1/2011 8:57:03 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyRian

Mmmm! Sex and candy. Works for me, and attracts just as much attention as sniffing bicycle seats! Well, ok, maybe not as much....

Hi Troll!  Nice to meet ya!



Heya LadyRian, love the avatar. Reminds me of... me. Running recklessly around the forums. weg

SLURP~




LadyRian -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/1/2011 9:09:55 AM)

Thanks, Troll!

I love bad weather. All that natural destruction makes a girl go  wobbly in the knees, ya know? Gives me something to aspire to. [:D]




FukinTroll -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/1/2011 9:15:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyRian

Thanks, Troll!

I love bad weather. All that natural destruction makes a girl go  wobbly in the knees, ya know? Gives me something to aspire to. [:D]



Heh, for me the "bad weather" is tha good kind. I love it, love it, love it! Guess it's a power thang that appeals to my inner power freak.

SLURP~




LadyRian -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/1/2011 11:47:02 AM)

Troll, you're a man after my own heart. If I had one, that is. So let me offer the next best thing, as long as it's not one of the cybernetic pieces.


The companies still have claims to those.






FukinTroll -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/1/2011 1:36:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyRian

Troll, you're a man after my own heart. If I had one, that is. So let me offer the next best thing, as long as it's not one of the cybernetic pieces.


The companies still have claims to those.



Heh, I just realized that collection of tiny black pebbles under my bridge isn't pebbles after all. That's all the lil black D hearts laying there next to mine.

SLURP~




FukinTroll -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/1/2011 2:06:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: VideoAdminTheta

The Troll creates a challenge for the newer type admin, oh yes he does! After over 5000 posts, I am to determine whether he has already had his one introduction?

Boy these trolls are a lot of work! [;)]


MUHAHAHHAHAHHA You so fell into the dreaded Troll Trap. Now, once again, I have no Intro post.

SLURP~




ModTwentyOne -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/1/2011 2:12:39 PM)

It wasn't Theta. We wouldn't want all the other intro threads to get jealous, now would we.





FukinTroll -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/1/2011 2:17:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ModTwentyOne

It wasn't Theta. We wouldn't want all the other intro threads to get jealous, now would we.



I was wondering why I was hearing the theme music to Jaws playing. MOD ALERT!

SLURP~
P.S. You make a very valid point 21.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/1/2011 5:09:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll
quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRian
Troll, you're a man after my own heart. If I had one, that is. So let me offer the next best thing, as long as it's not one of the cybernetic pieces.

The companies still have claims to those.

Heh, I just realized that collection of tiny black pebbles under my bridge isn't pebbles after all. That's all the lil black D hearts laying there next to mine.
SLURP~

Now wait just a minute, if those lil black D hearts are hers, they should be lying next to my purttty turquoise /s type heartz.  Would you be so kind enough to return them or at least let me send you mine?   [X(]




0ldhen -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/2/2011 8:53:58 AM)


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

quote:

ORIGINAL: FukinTroll
quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyRian
Troll, you're a man after my own heart. If I had one, that is. So let me offer the next best thing, as long as it's not one of the cybernetic pieces.

The companies still have claims to those.

Heh, I just realized that collection of tiny black pebbles under my bridge isn't pebbles after all. That's all the lil black D hearts laying there next to mine.
SLURP~

Now wait just a minute, if those lil black D hearts are hers, they should be lying next to my purttty turquoise /s type heartz.  Would you be so kind enough to return them or at least let me send you mine?   [X(]


Did you acquire a sacrificuial virgin or slightly used Trolless to offer n exchange.

And the chocolate did not tempt any of the acceptable coeds so this weekend I'm going to try beer and Troll photos.




FukinTroll -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/2/2011 5:06:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: 0ldhen

And the chocolate did not tempt any of the acceptable coeds so this weekend I'm going to try beer and Troll photos.


If the pic of me on my throne doesn't do it, they are a bunch of a-sexual hermaphrodites.

SLURP~




dreamofthemoon -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/2/2011 5:22:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: 0ldhen


quote:

ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Perhaps snakes are not the best pet for attracting females.

The sane ones, at least.




If this is a true statement then why the hell has every guy I've ever met tried to get me to pet something called a "one eyed snake".

i'd like to know this, too.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/2/2011 5:24:08 PM)

And wisely, I will now pretend I do not speak English.




0ldhen -> RE: It's the end of the world as we know it. (3/3/2011 6:07:25 AM)


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

And wisely, I will now pretend I do not speak English.


Since I am a very helpful person, here you go.

één eyed slang
누구든개는 뱀을 주목했다
un serpent observé
eine gemusterte Schlange
одна eyed змейка
ένα eyed φίδι
un serpente eyed
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