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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/26/2011 7:30:36 PM

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I have been home a bit too, and truly enjoyed all the gorgeous bewbage, and meeting all the FINE HOT ASS WIMMENZ, even if one is a napkin ho---lder and one believes Finger Bangin is HAWT-----wait a minute.,.....the last is def true, at least I thought so ( If I would have got to finish what I was doing before I was distracted by her helpful nature........) don't you think, Red?????

Edited to add;;; HAPPY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY CALI DARLIN!!!!!

< Message edited by kc692 -- 7/26/2011 7:32:10 PM >

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/26/2011 8:40:54 PM

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Oh man!!! I haz a envy about taxidermy gator head. *pouts*

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/26/2011 9:07:05 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: kc692

I have been home a bit too, and truly enjoyed all the gorgeous bewbage, and meeting all the FINE HOT ASS WIMMENZ, even if one is a napkin ho---lder and one believes Finger Bangin is HAWT-----wait a minute.,.....the last is def true, at least I thought so ( If I would have got to finish what I was doing before I was distracted by her helpful nature........) don't you think, Red?????

Edited to add;;; HAPPY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY CALI DARLIN!!!!!

sooooooo jealous! details and pics or it didn't happen.

eta: that would be some serious wank material.

signed,
slutty girly

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/26/2011 9:10:17 PM

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yay for the pictures greedy! thank you for sharing

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/26/2011 10:07:47 PM

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Happy (Belated, well, I should have posted this yesterday but I waz drivin) Birthday Dear Cali.

More to follow, just a quick note so everybody knows I iz home......finally........

It was WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/26/2011 10:12:50 PM

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One of the most bizarro world stories of the week:

Cali and I went to dinner by our lonesome Sunday night. We were about ready to leave when a very drunk young man (who, after doing complex math equations in his head, decided he was 31) from Canada, sat down next to me, across from Cali. I gave her the blink blink look and we asked what he was doing. He said he was on vacation, looking for a good time, and noted that he liked swimming a LOT. We indulged his intoxicatedness for a minute till he asked if Cali & I were lesbians. Cali replied that we were. He thought that was "hawt." After some very descriptive wanky things from him about lesbians, I decided that I was going to have to kill him or, in the very least, fuck with his buzz.

When he asked again about our alleged lesbianism, I told him that we were not lesbians, and each had kids with our respective men folk. He was confused and began to tell us of his ex- gf who "loved eating pussy." I assured him that I was very shy and knew nothing of which he spoke. He then proceeded to tell Cali & I that he could see us doing each other with strap-ons. He also asked if we were into "finger bangin." He said finger bangin' pussies was the shiznit. It seemed rather odd, eh, that a guy from Canada turned into a Southern pirate when he said, "Yeah, finger bangin'... it's HAWT!!!" He sounded like a redneck.

I challenged his swimming skills when I told him there were killer whales in the bay, and he would jump in and swim unless he was a pussy. He did not jump in, there was no finger bangin', and we managed to ditch him and get back to the hotel with our virtue intact.

KC... you minx, you know I was only "helping." *wink* I'm a nice girl like that.

*hehehe*

ETA: Chickie!!! I'm so glad you got home safely. I adore you. You are the very best!!! :)

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/26/2011 10:19:01 PM

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All I have to say, is that after many years of *ahem* experience, nothing worse than a drunken Canadian boy or man (some company excluded) are nothing but horndogs who really have no clue. **This is by no means a reflection on Canadian women, who, for the most part, know how to hold their liquer!**

Some may wake up the next morning wondering what the fuck was I thinking, but knowing all along what they were doing, and it was stupid to begin with. Being asked by a drunk in a bar many years ago if my boobs were real, I pulled open the top of my dress ( buttoned dress), looked down, looked up, and said "yup, they're all mine". Then walked away to the sound of deathly quiet.

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/26/2011 10:20:11 PM

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Finger Bangin...Its HAWT!!!!!!!!

Grins an old tired hen, as she yodels across the Canadian border....Scotttt....you in there man..........Hey...Scot

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/27/2011 5:00:38 AM

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Chickie.. I think I left my long sleeved denim shirt in the van...

glad you made it home ok, and thanks again for everything!! *SMOOOOCH*

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/27/2011 5:17:44 AM

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I'll look but I think that may have been taken into KC's when we unloaded there.....

I also haz the book you lent me and your new book to send you, so cmail me the addy.....yup, I know, I was there twice....but You haz figured out about me and directions....right?

Side note, to the cutey who left her blankie, cmail me with a mailing addy hon,

And KC....as soon as I get moving your wallet will go in the mail....

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/27/2011 5:20:23 AM

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Chickie haz mail

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/27/2011 6:02:40 AM

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Le sigh, off to wrrrrk I go!

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/27/2011 6:32:09 AM

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I feel your pain, Hibbie

(did you get some excellent shells?)

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/27/2011 6:49:53 AM

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I iz also at work.

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/27/2011 6:51:49 AM

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say hi to George for me!!

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/27/2011 6:54:03 AM

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*hi George!!!*

(he sends his love)

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/27/2011 9:18:26 AM

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I snorted reading Reds post bout the drunk dude. He's lucky you two were playful or his wee wee might been tied in a knot

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/27/2011 9:22:04 AM

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I still think he was a puss for not swimming across the water...

"hawt" or not.. he pussed out..

lol

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/27/2011 10:25:48 AM

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I snorted reading Reds post bout the drunk dude. He's lucky you two were playful or his wee wee might been tied in a knot

So twue... I was ready to feed him to any wandering sea creature, but he wouldn't jump. Throwing things into the water may have gotten me a citation from the Coast Guard, so I encouraged him to jump in on his own. He didn't...

Disobedient twat

~snerk~

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RE: Calibirthday 2011 - July 20-26 - 7/27/2011 10:38:41 AM

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**warning** reading

I bet you'd had more options HunnyRed... ohhh, had I been there with this one *grinzzz*
Oke... I'll be good from now on... promise!

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