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The sacred art of foot shooting - 5/4/2006 9:36:58 PM

Wulfchyld

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All righty folks, here’s some fun fer ya! This thread is about shooting yourself in the foot or how others do. It was largely inspired by a few threads I have been privy to. I will list a few of may fav’s and feel free to run with it.

Here is one from the sub vault.
“On ur nees bytch!” or translated to “On you’re knees bitch!”

Here’s one from the Dom vault.
Oh wow! (15 min. of chat) So when can we meet?

Have at it, and have fun!

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RE: The sacred art of foot shooting - 5/4/2006 11:01:37 PM

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Sub to Domme -

(At a getting to know you conversation)
"My wife doesn't know I am here. Neither does my girlfriend."

(At a play party)
"I got tired of paying the Pro Dommes $300 per hour. I am so glad to have
found a REAL DOMME like you!"

(At a play party, standing next to the buffet table)
"What kind of anal beads are best for not giving you gas when they pop out?"

(Intial e-mail conversation)
"I have no experience but have fantasized about the Lifestyle my whole life.
I am willing to relocate. Can I come and live with you? You can beat
me into submission and use me as a human toilet."

Dom to Domme -
"You just need a real man to make you a real woman."
"I am a superior man, ALL women submit to me."
"I will give you the best orgasms you have ever had."
"After I am finished with you, no other man will ever be
able to satisfy you."
"If I keep you on your back long enough as my whore,
you will do anything I say."

And the prize winning favorite from a Pagan gathering,
shouted to me from a vendor as I walked along the nearby path,
"Hey Red, does the rug match the drapes?"

Smiles,

Vendaval

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RE: The sacred art of foot shooting - 5/4/2006 11:05:20 PM

Wulfchyld

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LMAO! Both barrels & both feet. Great post, thank you.

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