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Rumtiger -> Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/4/2006 11:56:12 PM)

This stemmed from explaining what "teabagging" was, so stared wondering how many terms of  messed up nasty sex we of such minds may know, this is ment to be a bit gross..but funny as hell, just comment with your favorite terms with definitions. Dont be afriad to also ask what certian terms you may have heard mean.

And of course, the more fucked up, the funnier.

Teabagging: a man dropping his balls into the mouth, much like a teabag going into a hot cup of water.

Roman soldier helmet: Similar to teabagging except the balls are on the forehead so that the penis is down over the nose, similar in style to a medival helmet with noseguard.

Willy Wonka: Name given to a man who has taken pills to make his semen taste like chocholate. [this is actually the "tame" version]

Cleaveland Steamer: Someone taking a dump on your chest, ussualy when your asleep so you wake up to find some steam on you.


That should be a good test of the water.




Collaredkitten -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/4/2006 11:58:36 PM)

Wow Rumtiger...just wow....i had no idea...wow..thanks for the education...




Rumtiger -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/5/2006 12:02:45 AM)

Hey this site taught me a few terms as well lol. I dident know facesitting for example had a proper term [Queening], and I dident know there was a term for the type of play I enjoy "Primal"

but of course, those are what we do...this things just for fun.




BitaTruble -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/5/2006 12:10:27 AM)

Oh.. it's more fun to put in the terms, let people guess what they are and then spill the beans on them. ;) Here's a few to get us started. ;)

LACE CURTAINS CANDY MAKER ANGEL BASKET SHOPPING JILLING 





Rumtiger -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/5/2006 12:16:13 AM)

Good idea.




Rumtiger -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/5/2006 12:23:29 AM)

Lace Curtians I'm going to guess when you cum and let it dribble down so its all interconnected and looks like white lace.

The rest got me stumped.

Anybody wanna take a stab at what an Alabama Hotpocket is?




Vendaval -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/5/2006 1:18:25 AM)

Coyote love
Snowballing
Red-wings
 
-Vendaval-




mnottertail -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/5/2006 6:02:52 AM)

lol
Lace curtains is what the shanty irish are not, me sweet kid!!!

Ron




Rumtiger -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/5/2006 6:56:42 AM)

Umm...maybe we should go back to descriptions lol.




champagnewishes -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/5/2006 1:22:59 PM)

How about we give a defination and then leave a word for the next person?


quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Snowballing



Having a man ejaculate in your mouth, holding it in your mouth and then kissing him and passing it back

and then i will leave Rumtiger's word for the next person...

quote:

ORIGINAL: Rumtiger

Alabama Hotpocket




BitaTruble -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/5/2006 1:31:34 PM)

quote:



LACE CURTAINS CANDY MAKER ANGEL BASKET SHOPPING JILLING 




LACE CURTAINS: The foreskin of the penis ANGEL: male who pays for sexual acts CANDY MAKER: a wo/man who masturbates a male then consumes the ejaculated semen
BASKET SHOPPING: observing the male genitalia through clothing JILLING: female masturbation Ok, and here's a new one: CAMEL TOE

edited: oops.. I didn't read champagnes post.. good idea.. I withdraw camel toe, but I have no idea what a Alabama Hotpocket is.. I will 'guess' a pussy from Alabama with some hot sauce on it? ::grins::




Aileen68 -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/5/2006 1:38:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble
Ok, and here's a new one: CAMEL TOE



I have no idea what the Alabama Hotpocket is either, but I'm going to answer this one
That's where a woman has on such tight bottoms that you can see the outline of her "lips" through the fabric.

The only one I can think of is Shmegma.




NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/5/2006 9:16:26 PM)

HAHAHAHAHA!  Sorry.  Schmegma.  Eeeewwww.  It's gunky white genital buildup.  I have a funny story about that word, but no one else would think it's funny, so I'm not going to tell it.

How about "The Angry Dragon"? 




champagnewishes -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/5/2006 9:37:32 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain

HAHAHAHAHA!  Sorry.  Schmegma.  Eeeewwww.  It's gunky white genital buildup.  I have a funny story about that word, but no one else would think it's funny, so I'm not going to tell it.

How about "The Angry Dragon"? 


I have a funny schmegma story involving the Houston library....but that's for another day....

Angry Dragon...when a guy cums in your mouth and then makes it come out your nose

and along the lines of angry dragon...how about angry gorilla?




Aileen68 -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/5/2006 11:36:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: champagnewishes

quote:

ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain

HAHAHAHAHA!  Sorry.  Schmegma.  Eeeewwww.  It's gunky white genital buildup.  I have a funny story about that word, but no one else would think it's funny, so I'm not going to tell it.

How about "The Angry Dragon"? 


I have a funny schmegma story involving the Houston library....but that's for another day....

Angry Dragon...when a guy cums in your mouth and then makes it come out your nose

and along the lines of angry dragon...how about angry gorilla?


No clue about the gorilla...but I wanna hear both schmegma stories.
I'll take myself out of the running for the Alabama Hotpockets because I googled it. 
All I can say is that it is totally disgusting.




Rumtiger -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/5/2006 11:39:07 PM)

Alabama hotpocket is when a guy excretes fecal matter into the woman's vagina...told you some where messed up lol.

Dunno what an angry gorilla is, but I'll leave you guys off with...a Strawberry Shortcake.

Oops misread too, withdrawing strawberry shortcake.




Lordandmaster -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/6/2006 1:17:06 AM)

Hey, I actually know that one.  That's when a woman wears her shorts so tight that you can see her pussy bulging at the crotch seam.  It kind of looks like a camel toe.

quote:

ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

Ok, and here's a new one: CAMEL TOE




Aileen68 -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/6/2006 1:42:49 AM)

Um...excuse me LaM.  Scroll up to post # 12 please.
Go back to Word Fight. 
Of course you know that I'm kidding.  :/




Lordandmaster -> RE: Nasty, Dirty and Fun Vocab. (5/6/2006 8:57:22 AM)

Oh, I missed that.




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