SylvereApLeanan
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Joined: 11/1/2007 From: Hell Status: offline
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~FR~ Have you considered pet play? Get her a butt plug with a fur tail attached (cat, fox, pony, etc.) and matching ears. For the time she's your pet, she isn't allowed to wear clothes, speak, use her hands, or walk upright. She must eat and drink from pet food dishes on the floor (Tupperware bowls will work) or from your hand. Train her to do "tricks" in the same way you'd train an animal. If she disobeys, smack her bum with a rolled up newspaper. If you train her as a pony, she can be harnessed to a small cart and pull you around. You can use a riding crop or buggy whip to make her go faster. That incorporates everything you listed.
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Sylverë Dark Muse 30 Fluffy Points Grumpy Cat is my spirit animal. Shadow Governess & Mean Girl "There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick."— The Doctor
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