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Kidless -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/5/2006 5:42:11 PM)

No,to get away from those other !@#$$##%% cows!



gooddogbenji -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/5/2006 5:43:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

"My cow jumped over the moon"

To fetch a pail of water? Oh wait...that was Jack and that bitch, Jill.



Science has proven there's no water on the moon. Sheesh!  Do your research before you just jump into a discussion and say something. 

Besides, how do you know Jill was a bitch?  What empirical evidence have you collected?  Were any of the results done in double blind situations?  I'd like to know how many people were polled, and the socioecopoligeographic spread. 

Until you show this, I will consider you a liar and the worst slave ever.  Oh, and you're blocked, hidden, and I reported your profile. 

Such an ignoramus!  I can't believe this site!

Yours,


benji



Sensualips -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/5/2006 6:48:11 PM)

This thread is udderly ridiculous.



Kidless -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/5/2006 6:48:57 PM)

Such are sacred cows-at last,we have a winner![:D]



gooddogbenji -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/5/2006 7:00:09 PM)

I am cow, hear me moo,
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on a barbeque
Yoghurt, curds, cream cheese and butter's
made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh the ozone layer's thinner
from the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, I've got gas

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land,
And I am living everywhere
From BC to Newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand,
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow.

Yours,


mad cow



theRose4U -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/5/2006 7:26:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CrappyDom

Some people puff their chest out by defending sacred cows, other people do it by attacking them. 


I try not to worry about cows and just serve them on toast with a little veggie and a tater.



OTKkindaGirl -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/5/2006 7:42:24 PM)

Hey fiddle, fiddle the cat liked to diddle and watch the cow flash moons....




LaMalinche -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/5/2006 8:33:54 PM)

Santa Vaca!!!!!!!
 
Best,
 
LaMalinche
 



johnxinxscruz -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/5/2006 8:43:51 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

quote:

ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

"My cow jumped over the moon"

To fetch a pail of water? Oh wait...that was Jack and that bitch, Jill.



Besides, how do you know Jill was a bitch?  What empirical evidence have you collected? 


As the alternate version of the rhyme goes:

"Jack and Jill went up the hill,
each with a buck and a quarter...

(whisper) Jill came back with two-fifty."


She isn't a bitch, she's a whore! :-)



Bearlee -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/7/2006 9:47:26 AM)

http://www.riddleme.com/html/cow2.html   (let it load, turn up your sound, click 'start')



Don't you love that word 'lactophiliac'?



Okay, I'll stop now; my Sacred Cow's name is Honesty.



MichMasochist -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/7/2006 11:47:17 AM)

Sacred cows? I say gut it, skin it, turn it into hamburgers, porterhouse, and rump roast. :)



MasterRobert1 -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/7/2006 12:22:51 PM)

My philosophy: sacred cows make the best hamburger.



TemptingNviceSub -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/7/2006 6:15:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Sensualips

This thread is udderly ridiculous.
....LOL.....couldnt of said it better myself...maybe it needs to be MOOved to random threads...Tempting



MsIncognito -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/7/2006 7:21:02 PM)

Sacred cows make the best burgers. It's true.

Mooooo! [:D]



Level -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/7/2006 7:30:17 PM)

It's not as good as Lam's fucking elephants, but considering the thread......

[image]http://www.anekdotov.net/pic/photo5/cows.jpg[/image]



maybemaybenot -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/7/2006 7:41:08 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Level

It's not as good as Lam's fucking elephants, but considering the thread......

[image]http://www.anekdotov.net/pic/photo5/cows.jpg[/image]


** Scrutinizing the photo for Bessie's Strap on **

                     mbmbn



feastie -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/7/2006 7:57:17 PM)

I never saw a Sacred Cow
I never hope to see one
But if I saw one anyhow
I'd rather see than be one



GddssBella -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/7/2006 8:28:55 PM)

G'evening all:


Best way to serve sacred cow; lop off the horns, Stubb's Rub and sear it on both sides, extra crispy seasoned steak fries on the side, finish off with an excellent toasted lager. Ahh! ~Tasty~


Stay safe, play nice, & share your toys w/ others...


[:D]


Bella



UtopianRanger -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/7/2006 11:41:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kidless

But this is the trick, can ya se it's a cow to begin with?


LMAO!! The Devil's clearly in the details  ; }



 - R



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: BDSM sacred cows (5/7/2006 11:50:55 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: stef
quote:

ORIGINAL: mixielicous
wow, i missed something.

No, you really didn't.

~stef
Oh good, I was beginning to think this is one of those threads I need to drink or smoke something to be able to follow. [sm=ofcourse.gif] M



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