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hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 2:25:56 PM   
ryanv7


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Status: offline 		just wonderin if theres anygirls that would be interested in possibly being my F**k buddie ? i'm here as iv actully still never had sex!! so lookin 2 change that ;)
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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 2:29:57 PM   
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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 3:45:05 PM   
ryanv7


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Status: offline 		well i think i'm in the right place , i'm basicly lookin to experiment doing loads of stuff really as its all new for me

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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 3:56:17 PM   
rick1283


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Welcome to CM, and good luck.

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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 4:01:41 PM   
ryanv7


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Status: offline 		lol , very funny , i hav dislexia u know

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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 4:03:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ryanv7

lol , very funny , i hav dislexia u know


You should put that in your sig line.
*points down at the thing that sez I am the guy your girl is thinking about...*


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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 4:05:53 PM   
ryanv7


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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 4:07:50 PM   
FukinTroll


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ORIGINAL: ryanv7

yh ...right ..... whatever : /


Wrong attitude fella. If you are looking at surviving beyond your first day on this site, you may want to pay attention.


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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 4:09:51 PM   
ryanv7


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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 4:10:25 PM   
SylvereApLeanan


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ORIGINAL: FukinTroll

quote:

ORIGINAL: ryanv7

yh ...right ..... whatever : /


Wrong attitude fella. If you are looking at surviving beyond your first day on this site, you may want to pay attention.



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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 4:13:36 PM   
ryanv7


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Status: offline 		fine , just dont see how saying i'm dislexic will ''be points down'' , all that means is i just aint good at spelling and all that not really that important

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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 4:16:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		This thread might be helpful. Good luck!

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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 4:18:00 PM   
FukinTroll


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ORIGINAL: ryanv7

lol fine


In this medium, Collar Me forums, all we have is our written word to communicate with. So I am going to give you some pointers that you can carry with you for the rest of your life, and you should really listen and take them to heart:

You have dyslexia, we communicate in writing, if we know that is your issue we will not harass you about it.Click on your profile; top right corner, find the sig line and add "I have dyslexia, my apologies"

Be very thoughtful when you write, google is your friend... expand your vocabulary and your mind. Girls have a big advantage over us, they are very very avid readers, talkers, communicators... we are in their jungle and if we want one (or more) we have to show them that after we have came in their mouths we can still talk.

This is the biggest thing I am going to tell you, and you would be well advised to live your life by this one: The biggest sex organ in the human body is approximately three feet higher than most people understand. If you can seduce the mind, the body will follow.

YMMV

P.S. TY Syl, SLURP~

< Message edited by FukinTroll -- 3/5/2011 4:20:53 PM >

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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 4:46:04 PM   
Buzzzz


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Status: offline 		And try to use full words like are and to instead of r and 2.. We aren't on an old cell phone and it shows respect to others (treat people the way you would like to be treated).. Oh, and I suck at writing too!!!

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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 4:56:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ryanv7

just wonderin if theres anygirls that would be interested in possibly being my F**k buddie ? i'm here as iv actully still never had sex!! so lookin 2 change that ;)



If all you're looking for is a fuck buddy, AFF is the site for you, as has been pointed out already. Most women on this site are not looking for that, especially not with a virgin. Some may have a fetish of naive young men, but that's a narrow demographic.

As our wise and eloquent troll already suggested courteously, adding the fact you have dyslexia to your sig line will make the various readers aware of your particular situation.

As an aside, you should consider adding it to your profile so anyone reading it will understand why you end it with:
quote:

,if yr that person please massage me ;)...


Or change it to read "message me"

Good luck and welcome to CM.

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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 4:57:59 PM   
rick1283


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ORIGINAL: ryanv7

lol , very funny , i hav dislexia u know


Really? So do I! ADD too!

But I still try to make my typing coherent. It isn't really that hard!
All you have to do is remember what a keyboard looks like.

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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 7:00:27 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: ryanv7

fine , just dont see how saying i'm dislexic will ''be points down'' , all that means is i just aint good at spelling and all that not really that important


Ryan, chill dude.  He was not saying you're "losing points"; he was saying that he was pointing at his own sig line, down below, to show you where it is.

Cali


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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/5/2011 9:04:00 PM   
LadyRian


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Status: offline 		 My advice, youngling? Listen to the troll, he knows of what he speaks.

No one will harass you for your dyslexia, if people know it's an issue, and putting it in your sig is a good point. 

Also remember that if you  do something equivalent to  painting a bulls eye on yourself, guess what will happen next. 

Oh, and welcome to CM.


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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/6/2011 7:15:51 AM   
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RE: hi new to this so if any girls r interested ;) - 3/6/2011 9:07:32 PM   
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