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PeonForHer -> RE: Boob Roll Call (3/13/2011 4:47:27 PM)
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Got it - thanks.
"Cone bras are also known as bullet bras and torpedo bras. A bra with so many names strives to do one thing: Celebrate the female shape by pushing up and playing up the shape of the breasts. If you're curious about if and how these are padded to give the less endowed that once-desired Sweater Girl look of the 1950s, it is possible. There are cone-shaped pads that you can insert into the cups. "
That cracks me up. One, because the phrase 'celebrate the female shape' gives me an image of lots of men with monocles and beards raising their port glasses and saying 'A toast to women's titties!' and two, because the shape of women's breasts is celebrated by, er, altering the shape of them with weird bras.
One of the (many) reasons I'd hate to be a woman is because of tits. Firstly, right up there, way above the waistline and just below the chin, are 'rude bits' of a person's body. As a male, that's almost unimaginable - take it from me. Your 'sexual body' only occurs from the waistline and above the knees. You don't have to think of yourself - well, or badly - in sexual terms outside of that one, small area. How absolutely frigging *weird* that you have sexual bits that high up the body. And secondly - Jesus, they're scrutinised, commented upon, judged . . . oh hell, I think if I were a woman I'd just want to hide the frigging things away forever.
Heh. Sorry - this was meant to be a light-hearted thread, I know. I come over all sensitive and shit at times. [;)]
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