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mnottertail -> RE: just me (3/9/2011 6:22:23 AM)

welcome




softweregurl -> RE: just me (3/9/2011 7:56:15 AM)


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Welcome to the boards.  And well said about hijacking just about the size of bewbage.  Not that the men would agree, I'm sure.  [;)]

Not a question, but just to let you know "dominate" is a verb, Dominant is the noun.  Sooner or later someone was going to say something about that.  Might as well be me. 


Thanks for the correction. It brings up a interesting bit about me. Over the years I have become fluent in at least half a dozen computer programming languages and conversational in many others, but have yet to come even close to mastering my native language of American English.

I may be Dominant and enjoy Dominating but I try not to be a complete horses rump.
Also thanks Aynne88.

Next project. Make another pot of coffee (and this time remember to add coffee).




softweregurl -> RE: just me (3/20/2011 1:48:35 AM)

So, I've been spending a bunch of time understanding more about who it is that I am, what has worked in the past and what has NOT. But mostly figuring out how best to describe who it is that I am looking for. I put this in my journal but it is important enough to warrant posting here also. I should also make clear that I am much not desperate for a relationship. Love is what I want and need in my life but I'm willing to turn down any offers that are wrong for me and wait for the right one.
So here goes:
quote:

Well, I've taken the time and put a lot of thought and research into this and this is who I'm looking for.
A submissive cysgender female who is as cute and full of energy and life as me. She must also be very interested in using her strap-on on me. I do not need to be forced to be feminized. I just need someone to help me become me. I am very strong willed but the bedroom is a part of my life that I like someone else to take the lead for once. Dating to. The relationships that have worked well for me have been when I was chased until I finally give in by a submissive woman. Someone devious enough to con me into falling in love with them, all the while submitting to me.
I'm kinda looking for a summer fling with long term potential. I never really got to live my teens or twenties as any gender. I always had to work and make things happen and get 'important' things done. So it's time to have a little fun and maybe even get into a bit of trouble (just not too much). Plan on 6 months or a year or so of just having fun and part with no hard feelings. But if it lasts a lot longer then that then all the better.
You must have your life together, know where your going, see us going in the same direction, and not need my financial support (I do not need yours). My ever more closely nearing goal is NM. Going my way? Then let love live for summer.

If you resemble the person I am looking for, then speak now of forever bite your tongue (literally).


ttyl




NocturnalStalker -> RE: just me (3/20/2011 3:40:00 AM)

Am I going to die soon?




softweregurl -> RE: just me (3/20/2011 4:25:57 AM)


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

Am I going to die soon?

Not that I've heard lately.

But Hell just went supernova, imploded and is now a black hole.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: just me (3/20/2011 8:18:07 PM)

My home blew up? 

Sigh.




softweregurl -> RE: just me (3/21/2011 4:35:33 PM)


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ORIGINAL: NocturnalStalker

My home blew up? 

Sigh.


No, you silly thing, your home didn't "blow up". It imploded and is now a black hole sucking in everything within it's gravitational pull.
So it's not a bad thing. You'll have lots of company soon.




January -> RE: just me (3/21/2011 6:11:25 PM)


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ORIGINAL: softweregurl

@Sunny27
Error code generated: Read the instructions or learn something about forums before posting. You hijack my thread and take it off topic to advertise the size and perk of your boobs.
Error. RTFM



softwere,

Sunny27 was replying to Steven's signature regarding boobs. A careful read by you would have revealed Sunny had no intention of hijacking. She thought Steven was discussing boobs, and was getting into the conversation. So given your raw newness, I think you were overly hostile to Sunny27. So take your own advice, learn a little about the folks around here before you slap people willy-nilly upside the head.

January




ResidentSadist -> RE: just me (3/21/2011 9:06:16 PM)

Hi ya softweregurl,
I have a question.  I love the mental image of  a "Buddha damn daughter of a cord gager female dogs".  Is that slang or just a colorful combo of words that give the impression you won't be someone's bitch?  But I don't get the Buddha reference. 

Thanks,
Kalon Eric




softweregurl -> RE: just me (3/21/2011 9:25:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Hi ya softweregurl,
I have a question.  I love the mental image of  a "Buddha damn daughter of a cord gager female dogs".  Is that slang or just a colorful combo of words that give the impression you won't be someone's bitch?  But I don't get the Buddha reference. 

Thanks,
Kalon Eric


It's mostly a compilation of my ongoing satires on political correctness.
In addition to Buddha damn I also use Zeus Damn It or whoever. If I'm going to be ordering God to damn it all the time, I should be fare and not discriminate by picking on only one God all the time.
daughter of a cord gager is the gender opposite of son of a m/f.
Then female dog is just polite for bitch.

"Put it all together and what do we get?". Just politically correct and suitable for a profile.




ResidentSadist -> RE: just me (3/21/2011 10:12:10 PM)

Thank you.

BTW - I once wanted a politically incorrect and religiously offensive web site name so I came up with "Jesus Penis" . . . only to find the name was taken.




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