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Who wants to be a millionaire?????? - 5/5/2006 4:24:45 PM

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To make a long story short, I came home from work, opened CM, and found a message from a middle eastern gentleman, apparently the "Auditor General of one the prime bank here in London-United Kingdom." He explained that I was the beneficiery of 5 MILLION US DOLLARS!!! WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Apparently, a client had died, and decided that I, of all the 6 billion people on earth, was to get this money, and that I was to be contacted on a site where I am acting anonymously. What a stroke of luck!!!

Now, to explain the life of this client. He had worked for many years with very large oil companies, which will remain nameless here, but eventually died after short illness. It really is true. The good always go too soon. I had to dry my eyes after this gut-wrenching tale of warmhearted servitude to the good of the oil companies.

Now, for the next few days, I will not be answering messages, as I will be busy arranging for the transfer of this money.

I can't believe my luck! Finally, I will join in with the legions of people who have been blessed with messages of this sort. Thank you, thank you, thank you, kind sir, for dying for my wealth!

With $ in my eyes, I remain,

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RE: Who wants to be a millionaire?????? - 5/5/2006 4:32:44 PM

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RE: Who wants to be a millionaire?????? - 5/5/2006 4:35:03 PM

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Wow! What incredible luck! I am sure that he will transfer the money into your account just the moment that you give him your bank account number. Now if I can only find a Nigerian woman who, not even knowing me and sight unseen, will immigrate to the states and be my devoted slave if only I send her the relocation money.

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RE: Who wants to be a millionaire?????? - 5/5/2006 4:39:30 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: BrutalAntipathy

Wow! What incredible luck! I am sure that he will transfer the money into your account just the moment that you give him your bank account number. Now if I can only find a Nigerian woman who, not even knowing me and sight unseen, will immigrate to the states and be my devoted slave if only I send her the relocation money.

I might actually let the gentleman know that some of that money should be wired to that lady, to assist her in her move. I feel, with the luck I have had, I should do some good with it.

So as soon as I have the money, I'll get your bank info, and transfer you some of it.

Sound fair?

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RE: Who wants to be a millionaire?????? - 5/5/2006 4:40:51 PM

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benji,
Sorry dude, I sent him our information yesterday when I got his email. I need the money anyway, since the woman I'm assisting from Nigeria needs some cash and an airline ticket so she can be reunited with her dying hospitalized mother and younger sisters. To expedite things I sent him her information in reply and just told him to forward it to her and then she can give it to me when she gets here.

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RE: Who wants to be a millionaire?????? - 5/5/2006 4:47:41 PM

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benji,
Sorry dude, I sent him our information yesterday when I got his email. I need the money anyway, since the woman I'm assisting from Nigeria needs some cash and an airline ticket so she can be reunited with her dying hospitalized mother and younger sisters. To expedite things I sent him her information in reply and just told him to forward it to her and then she can give it to me when she gets here.

Oh, no worries, he told me I was only one of several recipients, so you must be a second one. This guy must have been into BDSM to make 2 people on this site as beneficiaries. Congrats, and good luck with that girl!

All the best to you, your money, and your new slave!

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RE: Who wants to be a millionaire?????? - 5/5/2006 4:48:15 PM

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Aren't we all being a little selfish here? There are so many out there that could use this money. Just the other day I got a letter from a lady whose Father was the secretary of state in Ghana before the revolution. He and his wife were killed, leaving this poor girl stranded there. She is an American citizen and college educated despite the fact that she can't spell or form coherent sentences. Oh well, she must have went to college here in Texas. She and others like her ( I've gotten probably 50 of these letters, and didn't know that Ghana had so many working in high government positions ) could use our help.

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RE: Who wants to be a millionaire?????? - 5/5/2006 5:09:54 PM

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Aren't we all being a little selfish here? There are so many out there that could use this money. Just the other day I got a letter from a lady whose Father was the secretary of state in Ghana before the revolution. He and his wife were killed, leaving this poor girl stranded there. She is an American citizen and college educated despite the fact that she can't spell or form coherent sentences. Oh well, she must have went to college here in Texas. She and others like her ( I've gotten probably 50 of these letters, and didn't know that Ghana had so many working in high government positions ) could use our help.

Agreed. But I hear many on CM have had this honour to become millionaires. Why not set up a fund, where each beneficiary donates 5 % of their inheritance to get innocent slaves and politically-persecuted daughters to safe areas. Granted, there are many, but if we all do our part, we can beat this.

United we stand, divided we fall, say I. Pull together, and we will all have slaves.

Thank you for your idea, and your thinking for the less fortunate.

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RE: Who wants to be a millionaire?????? - 5/5/2006 9:36:03 PM

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I will stand and be counted also. This old dude must have been loaded! I am getting $5,000,000 wired to my bank account. I am sure that this gentleman that represents this recently deceased doctor is trustworthy. I gave him all the information he needed. I also gave him my credit card numbers to cover any expenses he might have... after all, if I have $5,000,000 what is a few expenses? I agree that we should start a fund for those American citizens stranded overseas so they can get back to their loved ones. I always knew that this site had very noble people on it. I stand in awe of all of you kind hearted people.

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