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Jennislut -> What do you like (3/10/2011 12:13:56 PM)

I am often asked on the other side what i like other than rough sex - it got me thinking about it so i wrote this

yeah i like other things - i like dancing, i like going to the movies, love tobogganing, like skating. and i like drinking beer.

I like a lot of ethnic food - chinese (obviously), indian, thai, vietnamese. i also like steak and eggs for breakfast (no - not every day - as a treat at a restaurant). i like the TV shows house & big bang theory.

i like jeopardy, playing cards (bridge). i like waking up next to a girl (doesnt matter which one - its just nice to wake up and there be a girl next to you). i like to play chess (though i suck at it). i like really hot showers and conversely i like being sweaty.

i like shopping (especially for panties - i love panties). i like giving back rubs more than i like getting them - but i still like getting them - i love getting a foot massage

i like my smokes - i am in no hurry to quit - i like spaghetti, roast beef sandwichs, black forest cake & bumbleberry pie. i like cola (coke, not pepsi) & dr pepper. i like listening to music. i like spending the day in my pyjamas. i like going fast in a car, i like bicycling & rollerblading. i like thunderstorms and kissing in the rain. i like the way my grannie smells (baby powder & liniment). i like cats. i also like snakes - but dont own one. i like platform sneakers. i like beards on men (it makes them look male - clean shaven men look like ugly women). i like red pubic hair on an esthetic level (dont like any other type). i like reading, chilling with friends, chick flicks and social documentaries. i like newspapers - like the way they feel and smell, i like grapefruits. i like making witty smartmouth remarks (and yes i do think im funny). i like the way snow squeaks under your boots sometimes. i like the smell of coffee brewing in the morning (reminds me of my childhood), i like cheap plastic jewelry i like mt fuji (prettiest mountain in the world),

i like hong kong (been there 2 times), i like japanese paintings and going to teeny obscure art galleries. i like talking (in case you hadnt noticed) - i like incandescent lights - not fluorescent, i like the way moisture beads on a window. i like western movies (the only purely american art form). i like being the smartest in my class. i like wearing a bikini. i like having the remote control, i like russel peters comedy. i like wearing a butt plug when i am out and about (its not sexual really - i like the way it makes you feel full), i like putting tampons in (but not taking them out). i like the smell of old spice. i like black roses and little white dresses. i am embarrassed to admit i like hello kitty stuff. i like sailor moon (actually i like sailor jupiter the best). i like picking the little crusty things out of the corner of your eye when you wake up. i like my little sister emily - shes perfect (i dont like my brother albert - hes a homophobic jerk), i like the smell of smoke from a chimney drifting on a quiet still winter night, i like general taos chicken.

i like lychees, i like lacrosse but dont understand it, i like having my hair brushed, i like digging around my toenails with a nail file, i like the two towers best, i like emma watson and meagan foxes ass (the rest of her is too scrawny). i like pirates of the caribbean 1 & 2 (3 is just too weird). i like snowball fights, i like pictures of horses (but they frighten me in real life). i like tomb raider movies, i like the smell of damp leather.

Thats not a comprehensive list - but its a good star

so what do you like?





kissheels -> RE: What do you like (3/10/2011 12:23:48 PM)

Riding!!!




DesFIP -> RE: What do you like (3/10/2011 6:17:28 PM)

So does that work? When you respond with that, do they stop asking you about your fetishes?

I don't ride, my oldest does. I really like feeding all her horses peppermints. They've always come to regard me with true love, at least till the treats run out. I like the way they knew where in my purse the treats were and would try to open it to get to them. I figure I'm practicing to be a grandma, learning to spoil them and then handing them back.




NocturnalStalker -> RE: What do you like (3/10/2011 6:28:28 PM)

I like mirrors.




LillyBoPeep -> RE: What do you like (3/10/2011 6:30:24 PM)

you shouldn't be embarrassed to like hello kitty stuff. ooooooor i'll be embarrassed with you. ^_^
same goes for sailor moon
you have a lot of great likes. ^_^

i like wearing frilly skirts while picking up snakes. making series of parallel footprints in a snowbank. floating in pools because i'm a terrible swimmer. i like painting, and writing, and looking at stars, i like sitting up late at night and chatting with the moon. i adore horses, too -- particularly gypsy horses (google them!!!!!!) and all sorts of animals; dogs, cats, birds, pet rats, wild rats for that matter, dolphins, manatees, elephants, etc etc -- my favorite dinosaur is and has always been parasaurolophus. i like metal shows, and muscle cars, i like stationery, kabuki brushes, and mineral foundation. i like belly dance, crayons, coloring books. i like falling asleep during thunderstorms, i like being outside during thunderstorms. i love the way a train sounds in the distance, and bullfrogs croaking in a pond.
i like big family get togethers, and sitting in a room by myself. i like yardwork, and housework, and hands-on dirty work. i like scrap metal, and swap meets. i like big mean harleys and snappy little vespas. i like people who like people, i like people who dont like people. i like facial hair on men, and long hair, too -- though i'd never cross a guy off for lack of it. i like cuddling with babies, i like standing in the shower and letting water run everywhere, i like barbecues, and sweet corn, especially when you've just gone to your friend's farm and picked it yourself. i like rural life. i miss it.





littlewonder -> RE: What do you like (3/10/2011 6:37:07 PM)

every single time I'm asked on the other side "what do you like" and I answer with everyday mundane, non-bdsm things, they tend to ignore my answer and ask again but more specifically..."no, what bdsm things do you like?", I answer "I like the things my Master does for/to me". At which point they seem to completely miss that answer and come back with "kewl. Wanna get together sometime?".

At that point I just delete their email without a response in return.




LillyBoPeep -> RE: What do you like (3/10/2011 6:39:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: littlewonder

At which point they seem to completely miss that answer and come back with "kewl. Wanna get together sometime?".



snicker-inducing! [:D]




Arpig -> RE: What do you like (3/10/2011 7:36:30 PM)

An eclectic list. I could make a long list, but instead I'll list the one that many people find strange. I like my ex-wife...she's one of my best friends.




Jennislut -> RE: What do you like (3/10/2011 8:15:51 PM)

quote:

I like mirrors.
why does that not surprise me




Jennislut -> RE: What do you like (3/10/2011 8:18:17 PM)

quote:

So does that work? When you respond with that, do they stop asking you about your fetishes?
i just got a reply from the guy i sent it to - he thanked me and said we had many likes in common - i hope its not the tampon one

actually i decided to put a slightly modified version of this post on my profile - well see what happens




NocturnalStalker -> RE: What do you like (3/10/2011 10:45:53 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jennislut

quote:

I like mirrors.
why does that not surprise me


Would it surprise you if I said that I like to read children's books to sick kids at the hospital every couple of weeks?




Jennislut -> RE: What do you like (3/10/2011 10:51:59 PM)

to tell the truth - no




NocturnalStalker -> RE: What do you like (3/10/2011 10:55:25 PM)

Well that was a horrible lie anyways.




Jennislut -> RE: What do you like (3/10/2011 11:07:40 PM)

you are a total enigma to me - so nothing would surprise me - everytime i think i have you figured out you post something to prove me wrong





Arpig -> RE: What do you like (3/11/2011 2:37:35 AM)

quote:

i like waking up next to a girl (doesnt matter which one - its just nice to wake up and there be a girl next to you)
I agree with this one




gungadin09 -> RE: What do you like (3/11/2011 4:37:21 AM)

i like cooking.
i like reading cookbooks front to back.
i like learning languages.
i like talking in a high pitched voice to my cat while he drools on me.
i like watching the same movie 20 times in a row.
i like smart people.
i like kind people.
i like fair people.
i like honest people.
i like loyal people.
i like people who are good at their jobs.
i like the way it smells in the mountains.
i like the way it smells after it rains.
i like a cup of hot tea on a rainy day.
i like the way gravel sounds when you walk on it.
i like the Muppet Show.
i like anybody who's different from the crowd, for any reason.
i like the way snow doesn't make a sound.
i like it when my cat looks at me with big, limpid, yellow eyes.
i like the fact that i don't fit neatly into any label.
i like rainbows, four leaf clovers, and all that cheesy stuff.
i like a well written paragraph.
i like the sound of a banjo.
i like a newly painted room.
i like the smell of fresh laundry.
i like going to Denny's at 3 in the morning.
i like it when food tastes like what it's made of.
i like people who have scars and rough edges like me.
i like bullfrogs.
i like the way that snakes move by contracting their bodies.
i like mirrors, wood, and brass, all polished.
i like grass on bare feet.
i like eating glazed donuts while they're still hot.
i like chiles of all shapes and sizes.
i like buying single estate coffee.
i like the sound of rain on a tin roof.
i like my family.
i like the shape of my hands.
i like the feeling of relief i get when spring finally comes
i like the feeling of something about to happen that autumn brings
i like those color cards you get at paint stores
i like new pencils, pens, notebooks, binders, and paper
i like the raw color of unfinished wood
i like the dark color of varnished wood
i like beds with white sheets and pillows
i like kareoke
i like caffeine
i like biology
i like people who admit their mistakes
i like sock monkeys
i like talking long walks by myself
i like albino cave fish
i like saving stranded earthworms by putting them back on the dirt
i like my green eyes

pam











Arpig -> RE: What do you like (3/11/2011 3:28:39 PM)

quote:

i like the way snow doesn't make a sound.
Me too




NocturnalStalker -> RE: What do you like (3/11/2011 4:23:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Jennislut

you are a total enigma to me - so nothing would surprise me - everytime i think i have you figured out you post something to prove me wrong




That was an awfully nice way to say, "you are a fucking lunatic."




CalifChick -> RE: What do you like (3/11/2011 4:55:34 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Arpig

quote:

i like the way snow doesn't make a sound.
Me too


Y'all are crazy. Snow falling is very noisy, the way the flakes crash into each other, then make soft little whispers as they land.

Have you never just stood and listened to the snow??

Cali




Arpig -> RE: What do you like (3/11/2011 4:57:23 PM)

Yeah, but that's California snow...Canadian snow is polite.




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